Posted on 11/29/2004 6:57:26 AM PST by Seeking the truth
Now all I need is coffee and doughnuts! ;)This nice policeman said he would share his with you:
Not a problem. Thanks. :^D
-Seeking the truth: ".... I'm the designer..."
BWAHAAAAAAA!!!!
That'll show the little welp, eh? :o)
"Bwahahaa! -and I thought I was the only one who made such gaffs."
No, I'm afraid you're not.
Here try this one sent me by a friend.
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Subject: attorney
Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"
She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."
The Lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?"
She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw your sorry asses in jail for contempt."
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See?
...Judges know how to deal with this gaff stuff.
bttt- backatcha friend! :)
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Me wants it...the badge that is.Well, maybe someone will come up with one. Who knows?? .....
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My pleasure. :^DGreat work on the badge, too!
You're welcomed. :^)
Thanks for the ping!
Don't your speakers have an OFF button?
Geez!
;^)
FGS
LOL!
We need a badge.
Ping
They sure do. And I used it the very second after I was able to put down my coffee cup after spilling half of it on myself from the shock of hearing a very loud drum solo start up in a perfectly quiet house. The Skip Intro link didn't work the first three times I clicked it either.
It was just unexpected, and I've already posted my regrets to Seeking The Truth for my disparagement at the time of his fine web site. And I won't be going the McDonald's lawsuit route for my coffee spill either - I knowingly assumed the risk of having hot liquids near a keyboard in the first place.
haha! Classic.
Kewl man!!!
What could be more fun than Pajaminating!!
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