We're Not in G-Rated Kansas Anymore

ObscureStore ^ | 06 Dec 04 | Stephanie Simon

[AreaMan]

Ah yes, the Love Sling of Ecstasy. Who doesn't have a few of em lying around?

So that's my problem...I got the Love Sling of Mediocrity! Gotta read those labels.

[Esther Ruth]

It is so sad. Makes me think of the movie, "It's a Wonderful Life" when his town turns into Potterville, how horrible it is, Violet is bad, his mother, Uncle Bille, the Drugist, everything is horrible. But Clarence does remind George that he was the one person that seems to have made all the difference in this one town. One life can make a great difference.

1Cr 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,


1Cr 6:10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God.


1Cr 6:11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

[Hugin]

Ah yes, the Love Sling of Ecstasy. Who doesn't have a few of em lying around?

I hear they come in handy dealin' with them cows too.

[IrishCatholic]

They missed the funniest thing about that porn store. It used to be an abandoned truck stop/gas station. It is on the North side of the interstate right off the highway. But for miles both East and West there are signs to take that exit for the Russell Stover's factory and outlet. (Whenever I travel out to Western Kansas I always stop in to pick up some candy for the wife and kids.) Now I know The Russell Stovers is the only other building visible from the highway. It is on the South side and kind of tricky to know which drive to take. It is well off the highway. I can just imagine all the people coming off the highway for what would be the Russell Stover's outlet and ending up in the lot, or inside of the porn shop instead.
I noticed it had opened the last time I was out that way and I only hope the Russell Stover's folks figured out they needed to improve their signs.

[Gingersnap]

On the way to work every day I pass an adult "Video Arcade" and "store". Now, I am passing this place at about 6:45 a.m.

Two or three days a week there are several cars in the parking lot (one car, the clerk's I guess, is always there).

I am amazed at the sheer energy these people must have to take in "Hot Love Slave" before 7 a.m. Where do you go from there? No - I don't want to know. It would lead to cow groping or something.

[Joe Hadenuf]

Porn 'superstores' are thriving near rural offramps

Get out of rural areas as fast as you can.

[Antonello]

This is the logical result of Free Enterprise meeting Free Speech. You gotta take the bad with the good, people.