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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I'm paralyzed by the god-awfulness!
Great job!
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Booo Hiss ss Boooooo.
Good ones. Any More.??
4 posted on
12/08/2004 8:10:24 AM PST by
Pompah
(The price of greatness is responsibility)
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5 posted on
12/08/2004 8:11:53 AM PST by
Publius6961
(The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Would you like another pun? If so, pun what subject?
(thanks for posting these :-)
7 posted on
12/08/2004 8:12:17 AM PST by
pt17
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Did you hear about the guy who found out he could make his pet dolphins live forever by feeding them seagulls? He went out to catch as many as he could find, but on his way home he found his path blocked by an old, sleeping, toothless lion that had wandered off from the zoo. Our intrepid adventurer bravely stepped over the snoozing beast and was promptly arrested. The charge?
Transporting gulls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises.
11 posted on
12/08/2004 8:19:27 AM PST by
SlowBoat407
(Couldn't you have stopped shooting at us and watched your baby grow instead?)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Have you heard about the two corpusles that loved in vein?
12 posted on
12/08/2004 8:19:32 AM PST by
SuperSonic
(The American people have spoken. Four More Years!! Four More Years!!)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Punch lines:
-'Rectum'? Damn near killed 'em!
- Chicken catch a tory.
- Frayed knot.
13 posted on
12/08/2004 8:19:42 AM PST by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
A couple of Christmas puns:
The Russian immigrant who could tell what type of precipitation it was:
Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear.
The new shiny dental device that's not subject to acid in foods:
There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
A good pun is it's own reword.
18 posted on
12/08/2004 8:29:19 AM PST by
SuperSonic
(The American people have spoken. Four More Years!! Four More Years!!)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Wonderful torture! Thanks for pun-ishing us.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Did you hear about the kindly scientist who threw his foul-mouthed clone out of a 20th story window? He was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Does the name Quasimodo ring a bell?
21 posted on
12/08/2004 8:31:17 AM PST by
SuperSonic
(The American people have spoken. Four More Years!! Four More Years!!)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Why do eskimos wash their clothes in Tide? Because it's too cold outtide. (It sounds a lot better when spoken)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
And for really bad puns there is this comeback: "That's two thirds of a pun...P U"
Regards
alfa6 ;>}
26 posted on
12/08/2004 8:34:13 AM PST by
alfa6
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
A Buddist was overheard ordering at a hot dog stand:
"Make me one with everything."
30 posted on
12/08/2004 8:36:56 AM PST by
TASMANIANRED
(Free the Fallujah one)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Hugh Morris is the funniest person I ever heard of.
42 posted on
12/08/2004 8:49:14 AM PST by
SuperSonic
(The American people have spoken. Four More Years!! Four More Years!!)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
The beauty of a pun is in the "Oy" of the beholder :-)
43 posted on
12/08/2004 8:49:49 AM PST by
jaj_dad
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44 posted on
12/08/2004 8:50:07 AM PST by
jtmac40
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
How about the one about the African Americans in parts of Florida who were sent to the local McDonald's instead of their correct polling places. They became agitated and complained about the food. When asked why they were there, they said there were simply Dissin-Frenchfries.
48 posted on
12/08/2004 8:52:38 AM PST by
Paradox
(Occam was probably right.)
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