Man gets nailed

yahoo.com ^ | 12/10/04 | imaverygooddriver

[4mycountry]

The "second row" of teeth is the other side of his mouth.

[Gorzaloon]

How could he NOT know that he has a nail in his head?

The brain does not have pain receptors. Note from the XRay that it is quite a (heh) SMALL brain, as well. The nail seems to have stopped with the head at or slightly into the bone of the skull, so the skin probably healed around it uneventfully.

I wonder if he could have been radio-controlled, or if, walking by a 20 meter ham's antenna, he twitched and jerked anf flopped around for no apparant reason....A good case for a tinfoil hat.

[Licensed-To-Carry]

Looks like it's time for a Mikes Hard Lemonade.

[Cobra64]

Excedrin headache number 2004.

[Cobra64]

Good think he didn't get near a pneumatic nail gun with a full clip.

[Cobra64]

We used to have BB gun fights. The rules were you had to wear safety goggles in case someone 'aimed' too high.

[Cobra64]

He went to a brothel in Reno with the idea of getting "nailed" with one of the ladies.

Guess he did.

[Cobra64]

If they had put him in an MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging), the nail would have been torn out of his skull. A CAT scan, on the other hand, is totally different scanning platform.

[sweetliberty]

"How could he NOT know that he has a nail in his head?"

Maybe he is a democRAT.

[Cobra64]

Most men would rather get screwed...

He thought he was gonna get screwed; until the prostiute saw when he dropped his trousers.

[sweetliberty]

And you thought the staple gun incident was bad!

[Cobra64]

Me: "How's your hearing?"

You: "What?"

[Darksheare]

That was merely a date, not an accident resulting in an unremembered nail stuck in my head.
*chuckle*

[It's me]

LMAO

[auggy]

"How could he NOT know that he has a nail in his head?"

It was probably a finishing nail,(without a head), and it was buried with just a very small puncture wound

I had a nail in my head for over 2 years. I was playing around with a stud finder and it pointed to me. I always knew I was a stud, but not that kind.

[Melas]

I made sure the story wasn't from the San Francisco Examiner before reading further. You have to be careful with headlines like this.

[Shryke]

No no, Anny. I love it when that happens. The "nailed" part, with wife. Not the...uh....metal object in cerebrum.

[stands2reason]

The brain itself does not feel pain and the frontal lobe is not critical to functioning.

Sure it is. Without it, you become Al Gore.

[unixfox]

We had BB gun fights too when I was a kid. I shot my younger brother once right between the eyes. Mom told Dad and that was the end of the BB gun. I won't say what happened to my ass but let's just say it wasn't pleasent.