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Accounts of exchanges: airline pilots and control towers around the world! (TOO FUNNY!)
Private Email | DECEMBER 10, 2004 | Unknown

Posted on 12/10/2004 2:44:08 PM PST by CHARLITE

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To: trisham
I developed a fear of flying after becoming a parent. However in the past twelve months I have had to fly four times. To get some perspective a day before the flight, I started thinking about the pilots and crew on my plane who all have families and friends who they would like to see again.

When I arrived at the airport to stand in line, I watched others with worried expressions and realized that they also wanted to get to their destinations safely. I started thinking about the thousands of flights which take off and land safely every day without incident, each flight loaded with passengers just like me.

On one flight a man sat behind us, sat down and rather abruptly shut his window blind. I smiled and asked if this was his first flight.

He said that he was in the Marines, and had flown much but could not overcome his fear of flying. He was home on extended leave where he had planned to marry his childhood sweetheart and enjoy a few weeks together. He and his bride had married and had spent just one day together when his orders were changed which sent him for deployment in the Middle East.

Instead of taking the nap I so desperately needed, the serviceman and I started chatting about his concerns about flying, about leaving his bride behind, about the sudden change in orders, through most of the flight.

He said it was strange that he was more afraid of flying than facing the unknown in the Middle East. As we headed East I described the landscape below to the Marine. A couple of times I encouraged him to raise his window blind to see the beautiful sites. He seemed to relax a bit.

Perspective and prayer helped me. I hope it helps you too. :)

61 posted on 12/10/2004 3:54:41 PM PST by bd476
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To: annyokie
I heard a good tale about a Superbowl Sunday at Chino California several years ago. Seems as how the traffic was very light, many folks apparently watching the game, apparently including the tower controllers.

One of the guys in the hangar brought up his handheld in one hand with his beer in the other, and called ground, "Cessna 1234X taxi for takeoff with information bravo".

Ground gave him clearance, and after an appropriate period of time the guy in the hangar called "Cessna 34X ready for takeoff, closed pattern".

The Tower gave him clearance, and after a bit the hangar guy calls, "Cessna 34X downwind", and got a prompt "34X cleared for the option".

This went on for a couple of patterns until the "Cessna" requested full stop and a taxi back to the hangar from ground.

The last call from the "Cessna" was "Ground, are you guys watching the game?". Ground called back with the score and the "Cessna" answered, "Yeah, I figured".

62 posted on 12/10/2004 3:58:46 PM PST by narby
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To: Americanwolf

LOL!


63 posted on 12/10/2004 3:59:00 PM PST by bill1952 ("All that we do is done with an eye towards something else.")
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To: CHARLITE

Great stuff!


64 posted on 12/10/2004 4:02:13 PM PST by JimRed (Investigate, overturn and prosecute vote fraud; turn more counties red!)
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To: CHARLITE

ping


65 posted on 12/10/2004 4:03:20 PM PST by KoRn
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To: narby

I could see that happpening (c8


66 posted on 12/10/2004 4:03:41 PM PST by Poohbah (Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
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To: CHARLITE

ROFL! These are great, Charlite. Thanks for posting them.


67 posted on 12/10/2004 4:04:52 PM PST by bd476
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To: Americanwolf
notoriously stingy about how their aircraft are... I have seen pilots try to have there jets grounded due to the smallest problems, but that is for another thread...

Reminds me of an afternoon when we were walking out to pre-flight our (USAF) F-4. The pilot climbed to the front cockpit, stopped, and climbed back down.

Crewchief: What's the problem, sir?

Pilot: There's no seat, and I'm not sure I want to stand the entire sortie...

68 posted on 12/10/2004 4:06:19 PM PST by Mr Rogers
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To: CHARLITE

One night years ago I was one of the few passengers on a commercial flight. The stewardess asked me to fasten my seat belt as the pilot "said that there was some weather ahead." I told her that I certainly hoped so. She hurried to the cockpit and a few minutes later the copilot came back and introduced himself and sat next to me. He started up a rambling conversation to try to see what kind of nut I was. He finally mentioned my remark to the stewardess and I told him that I was just happy to know that we weren't flying toward a vacuum. He said "oh" and went about his duties.


69 posted on 12/10/2004 4:10:15 PM PST by FreePaul
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To: narby
One of the guys in the hangar brought up his handheld in one hand with his beer in the other, and called ground...

Ha ha ha!

70 posted on 12/10/2004 4:11:30 PM PST by Dont Mention the War (W2: Coming January 20, 2005! Be There!)
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To: OSHA
The beautiful B52 - with all eight engines.. and a few surprises.
71 posted on 12/10/2004 4:14:16 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: Mr Rogers

LOL!

I can belive it... some pilots have a wonderfully dry sense of humor.. I think they have too.


72 posted on 12/10/2004 4:16:12 PM PST by Americanwolf (Democratic Underground... Digital Crack for the the loony left.....Hey troll! Put the pipe down!)
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To: ops33
Before the controller could say anything, the Pan Am pilot, who must have been from Texas, came on the frequency and said "Ya'll oughta just go back and flush your toilets!" It took a while to pick the controller up off the floor he was laughing so hard.

Lol! Yes, that does sound like a native Texan.:)

73 posted on 12/10/2004 4:18:33 PM PST by xJones
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To: CHARLITE

As a retired FAA/ATC, I feel I have to make an entry. When I was being trained in New York Center, in the early '70s, my instructor told an Eastern flight on approach to JFK Airport to reduce to 1-8-0 knots. The pilot responded with, "Center, do you know the stall speed of the aircraft?" My instructor fired back,"no, but if you ask the guy next to you, he probably does!"


74 posted on 12/10/2004 4:18:37 PM PST by zakker500 (Zak/USMC/F 2-11/Viet Nam/'68-'69)
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To: CHARLITE

More good air traffic control stuff here.

http://www.avweb.com/cgi-bin/texis/scripts/avweb-
search/search.html?query=short&publication=avflash&category=shortfinal


75 posted on 12/10/2004 4:19:57 PM PST by Snoopers-868th
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To: CHARLITE

As a retired FAA/ATC, I feel I have to make an entry. When I was being trained in New York Center, in the early '70s, my instructor told an Eastern flight on approach to JFK Airport to reduce to 1-8-0 knots. The pilot responded with, "Center, do you know the stall speed of the aircraft?" My instructor fired back,"no, but if you ask the guy next to you, he probably does!"


76 posted on 12/10/2004 4:22:47 PM PST by zakker500 (Zak/USMC/F 2-11/Viet Nam/'68-'69)
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To: CHARLITE

bump


77 posted on 12/10/2004 4:26:30 PM PST by righthand man (WE'RE SOUTHERN AND PROUD OF IT)
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To: CHARLITE

As a retired FAA/ATC, I feel I have to make an entry. When I was being trained in New York Center, in the early '70s, my instructor told an Eastern flight on approach to JFK Airport to reduce to 1-8-0 knots. The pilot responded with, "Center, do you know the stall speed of the aircraft?" My instructor fired back,"no, but if you ask the guy next to you, he probably does!"


78 posted on 12/10/2004 4:26:32 PM PST by zakker500 (Zak/USMC/F 2-11/Viet Nam/'68-'69)
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To: Robe
A Female Voice..."Charlotte Approch, United 324 is with you for 18 Right"
Unknown Male Voice....."There goes another empty Kitchen"

I heard that while flying in LA Center.
I told the guy that the "Kitchen" wasn't my best room.

I still laugh at that.. Another Empty Kitchen... Devoid of the smell of chocolate chip cookies - because I learned to fly! HA!

79 posted on 12/10/2004 4:27:23 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: bd476
That was very kind of you to talk with the Marine. I share a dislike of altitudes, and plane flights are not fun until you realize that your're over 30,000 ft. up, usually more than 5 miles high. The only thing you need to worry about is the weather and murderous Muslims - but one Marine can take care of a Muslim.

It's very helpful when the pilot tells you what rivers, towns, etc. you are passing over. To me, it's fascinating to watch the "great American desert" begin as you cross from DFW to California.

80 posted on 12/10/2004 4:29:14 PM PST by xJones
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