Today is John Kerry's Birthday

12/11/04

[LdSentinal]

Two days ago it was Tom Daschle's birthday; today is the birthday of John Kerry who was born on December 11, 1943.

Birthday wishes, comments, and gloating are welcome.

[REDWOOD99]

Hap.....Nah.

[NautiNurse]

The birthday greeting is in the mail...

;o)

[jla]

Nice topic.
I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded.

[Citizen James]

[RegT]

Don't worry. It's late. Not too many replies on this thread.

[Petronski]

He's given us SO much, it's only fair to wish him a happy birthday in return.

[Qwinn]

"I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded."

Oh, come on now. Sure, this thread may be "puerile, ignorant and small-minded" by 1980's standards, or by conservative standards, but in today's terms and among liberals? This would be roughly equivalent to the -least- purile, most knowledgable and open-minded thread anywhere on DU.

Qwinn

[pumba555]

lol, that blue bunny suit. what a moron. you'd never catch W in an outfit like that.

if you are a football fan you will love this page. my boyfriend thinks it is hilarious. i basically shows Kerry throwing a football like a wuss while Bush looks like a stud. Football Fans for the Truth
http://www.footballfansfortruth.us/kerry/index.php

[BillyBoy]

Dear Lurch,

2004 Presidential Election Results - Massachusetts
George W. Bush (R) 1,071,109 votes 37.78%

2000 Presidential Election Results - Massachusetts
George W. Bush (R) 878,502 votes 32.50%

My sincere birthday wishes to the only man who could cause over one million people to vote for an Republican President in Massachusetts.

Love,
The Republican Voters of the United States

[Petronski]

Don't strain yourself doing the superior dance.

[LdSentinal]

I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded.

You're absolutely right; I'm worse than Hitler.

[PowerPro]

I wished him a happy birthday before I wished him a sad one.

[Bommer]

One last time John Kerry's Bad Rap!

[My2Cents]

Hey Lurch....

[My2Cents]

Awesome.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Rounding up, I see that W. also received nearly three million votes in New York.

How cool is that?(!)

[Prime Choice]

I actually voted to send John Kerry a birthday card...before I voted against it.

[kitkat]

***I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded.***

You are SUCH a fun guy!

[Prime Choice]

You're absolutely right; I'm worse than Hitler.

Hitler, schmitler. I still love ya, dad!

;o)

[Prime Choice]

I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded.

I can! Just start by whining about someone else's thread! That gets BONUS points on the ignorant and small-minded scale!

[Prime Choice]

lol, that blue bunny suit. what a moron.

You know, that blue bunny suit was kinda dorky...but what really made it High Stupidity for Kerry was when he claimed he didn't know that photos were being taken...when practically every photo showed him mugging straight to the camera eye!

I so love that the Kennedy Space Center got to hand ol' Effin' Kerry his butt in a powder-blue bunny suit. Hehehehehehehe.

[ConservativeStatement]

Ironically, he shares a birthday with actress Teri Garr who was in "Young Frankenstein."

[newzjunkey]

I'm very, very sad I missed Tom's birthday. ;)

[Cobra64]

From the Peter Pan song in the Wizard of Oz, "I just never want to grow up."

Then on the 'flip' side, "This is the wrong war, at the wrong place, at the wrong time."

In closing this is one too many birthdays for this traitor. The bastard should have been executed for treason and self-admitted war crimes in 1971.

[kitkat]

***You are SUCH a fun guy***

On second thought, I must apologize. "fun guy" should be pronounced as one word.

[Darkwolf377]

"I couldn't imagine a better one that would make FreeRepublic appear more puerile, ignorant and small-minded." "You're absolutely right; I'm worse than Hitler."

Oh, so now you're gonna start on National Socialists? How...how PUERILE of you! :P

Isn't it fun when someone tries to derail a thread and it backfired? Next we get the "If I knew it would cause such controversy I wouldn't have said anything" post...

[REDWOOD99]

"What knockers!"

[Dallas59]

[MetalHeadConservative35]

happy b-day JFK,youve earned alittle respect from me on the grounds that you showed alot of class in conceding

[advance_copy]

I was going to say Happy Birthday before I didn't

[leadpenny]

OMG, Kerry's a leadpenny.


Nooooooooo!

[BigCinBigD]

Happy birthday and Merry Christmas John. Kiss your wife for me. But remember to spray her down with Lysol first.

[blondee123]

Oh, come on now. Sure, this thread may be "puerile, ignorant and small-minded" by 1980's standards, or by conservative standards, but in today's terms and among liberals? This would be roughly equivalent to the -least- purile, most knowledgable and open-minded thread anywhere on DU.

Definitely mild compared to DU threads!

[RandallFlagg]

This thread cracks me up!

Almost as much as...UNNNGH!

Kerry shared a birthday with the late Mako

Who was in "Conan the Barbarian" with Arnold Schwarzenegger,
Who was in "Twins" with Danny DeVito,
Who was in "Hoffa" with Jack Nicholson,
Who was in "A Few Good Men" with.....
Kevin Bacon.

[myvoice]

Some of those would make great t-shirts.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Teri Garr was also in Blazing Saddles.

Hedley Lamarr was the John Kerry to the Sheriff's George Bush.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

Whoops! My mistake-it was Madeline Kahn. They both looked a lot alike. But the rest is accurate IMHO.

[Petes Sandy Girl]

John Kerry gets a "lewinski" for his birthday.

[Dec31,1999]

I wish the anti American heathen, piece of junk a very unhappy birthday.

[Dec31,1999]

You say that like it's a negative thing. :)

[kittymyrib]

Though I would just as soon forget about JF'nK, I nominate you for the Humorless Bozo Award...or perhaps the Disgruntled Troll Award.

[Dec31,1999]

Ain't nothing like having one of those liberated ones for service, till you can find a better Christian one to marry, LOL!

[Dec31,1999]

Sure, in their minds anything goes, but we are to be held to the strictest of standards.

To the Dems: Psst. The gloves are off!

[Modok]

Did you know John Kerry served in Vietnam?

[2nd Bn, 11th Mar]

Wasn't he also the engine coolie in Steve McQueen's "The Sand Pebbles"?

[Allegra]

I haven't wished Kerry a happy birthday yet.

But I have a plan.

[shubi]

LOL Kerry must have really bad breath. A minty dog biscuit might cure that.

[shubi]

"Served"? If serving means "betraying your buddies", then he served.

[Route101]

Happy Birthday Numbnuts!......