Bug Chasing, AIDS, and the Death Wish

National Association for Research and Therapy of Homosexuality ^ | December 13, 2004 | Dr. Gerald Schoenewolf

[simicyber]

Psychoanalyst comments on gay "bug chasing."

http://www.narth.com/docs/deathwish.html

[Mark was here]

So one guy walks up to another in a bar and says "Mind if I push up your stool"?

[Vn_survivor_67-68]

I wish complete and speedy success to all homosexual bug-chasers......and propose that we call the occasion of their infection a "happy holiday".

[G.Mason]

"When our children were infants, we had diaper pails and the washing machine...couldn't afford the throw outs."

And no one complained about a clothes line full of clothes. (and diapers) ;)

[Tax-chick]

Our subdivision doesn't allow clotheslines, or I'd be hanging out the sheets (but not the diapers!).

[mlbford2]

``I have a friend who is an er doc. He says that the other day he pulled a light bulb out of a patients poop shoot.``


The fact is, anything with a mass on the planet Earth has at one time found its way into a homosexuals rectum. And you can take that to the bank.

[debboo]

When our children were infants, we had diaper pails and the washing machine...couldn't afford the throw outs.

They were certainly a chore but they sure did smell fresh after they were laundered and they made the baby so snuggly, unlike the plastic they use now. They also made good dustrags after the babies were out of them

[KC_Conspirator]

Not me. Thats because I am Rush Limbaugh.

[tx_eggman]

Having a degree in Microbiology, I can say with some certainty, that hanging out around a bunghole with friends is not a wise activity. Drop the lube and step away from the sphincter.

CLEAN UP ON AISLE 6!!!

Coffee spew on computer screen just reported.

[G.Mason]

"Our subdivision doesn't allow clotheslines, or I'd be hanging out the sheets (but not the diapers!)."

That was exactly my point.

BTW ... I wouldn't live in one of those "dictatorships". I gotta be free, and if the guy next door turns into a POS, I'll move. So far we've been skillfully lucky. ;)

[debboo]

Our subdivision doesn't allow clotheslines

That is another thing, we owned our own homes but we could do whatever we wanted with them, after all it was our money that paid for them. No restrictions and everyone respected other peoples' space.

[massgopguy]

"Your not cured till all your money is gone" - Sam Kinnison

[Tax-chick]

Contract law ... when we bought the house we agreed to the rules. Anyway, my husband has Pretentions ... he wouldn't let me put up a permanent clothesline even when we lived somewhere that we could!

[Ghengis]

I have a friend who is an er doc. He says that the other day he pulled a light bulb out of a patients poop shoot.

Back in my days of working in hospitals I was shown X-Rays of the following stuck up rectums:

• 3 or 4 gerbil cases
• the end of a pet rodent runway tube (the connector part or something along those lines)
  
• a string of  Christmas lights
• light bulbs (there were 6 light bulbs in one fellow)
• various dildos
• a plunger handle, broken off just below the sphincter muscle
• a vacuum cleaner extension nozzle
• various cylindrical and spherical vegetables
• the receptacle end of a 220 volt extension cord (with the cord cut off)

Some days you just had to shake your head and thank God that they were not represtative of the majority  of humanity.

[massgopguy]

Then there's alway the guy with the plunger sticking out. It got there when he "fell out of the shower". Uh huh......

[AreaMan]

(I am sure I am going to regret the above, everybody on FR thinks they are the next Rush Limbaugh)

I don't think I am three time divorced, overweight pill popper. But then again I don't think I have any talent for public speaking or broadcasting either.

[DeFault User]

I have two boys in diapers right now ... I'd rather not think about elimination unless I have to.

Your fate is inescapable. (I used to be pleased as long as they didn't get it on me, the curtains, walls or carpet.)

[Billthedrill]

I have a friend who did his residency in the ER at San Francisco General. His best story was a cowboy boot. In up to the heel.

[AreaMan]

Bug chasing is when gay men seek HIV+ (infected) partners with the motivation of becoming infected with AIDS themselves.

It is considered a badge of honor by some. It is a shame and a waste of life.

[bencarter]

"Homos are a huge drain on medicare."

So are fatties, smokers, drinkers, and old people. Let's get rid of them all!

[theFIRMbss]

>Having a degree in Microbiology, I can say with some certainty, that hanging out around a bunghole with friends is not a wise activity. Drop the lube and step away from the sphincter

A guy says to a clerk, "Let me have a box of condoms and a bottle of insecticide." The clerk says, "Don't you mean 'spermicide?'" The guy says, "No, insecticide. My wife has a bug up her butt and I'm going in after it!"

Lots of guys and gals
have anal sex. It doesn't
seem to kill straight folk . . .