[AxelPaulsenJr]

I have a friend who is an er doc. He says that the other day he pulled a light bulb out of a patients poop shoot.

[mlbford2]

``I have a friend who is an er doc. He says that the other day he pulled a light bulb out of a patients poop shoot.``


The fact is, anything with a mass on the planet Earth has at one time found its way into a homosexuals rectum. And you can take that to the bank.

[Ghengis]

I have a friend who is an er doc. He says that the other day he pulled a light bulb out of a patients poop shoot.

Back in my days of working in hospitals I was shown X-Rays of the following stuck up rectums:

• 3 or 4 gerbil cases
• the end of a pet rodent runway tube (the connector part or something along those lines)
  
• a string of  Christmas lights
• light bulbs (there were 6 light bulbs in one fellow)
• various dildos
• a plunger handle, broken off just below the sphincter muscle
• a vacuum cleaner extension nozzle
• various cylindrical and spherical vegetables
• the receptacle end of a 220 volt extension cord (with the cord cut off)

Some days you just had to shake your head and thank God that they were not represtative of the majority  of humanity.

[Emmett McCarthy]

Another BRIGHT ideas, eh?

[Airborne1986]

"I have a friend who is an er doc. He says that the other day he pulled a light bulb out of a patients poop shoot."

That patient must have been real pain in the ass.