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Candidate for Dumbest Conspiracy Letter of All Time
The Napa Register ^ | January 5, 2005 | Janie McDowell

Posted on 01/06/2005 2:38:03 AM PST by Napablogger

Stop the Bush tsunami Wednesday, January 5, 2005

Dear editor,

Well! I don't know if you heard or not, but we heard on late news last night that the most recent disaster is the biggest catastrophe in the earth's history and that it was so violent that it affected the earth's rotation and also time. Imagine!

For certain, Mother Nature is warning us to stop our bombarding the planet, in every way shape and form, mainly the weapons of mass destruction America is using on Iraq every single day. Doesn't our government realize that every time we bomb Iraq the explosion vibrates to the earth's core like a ripple on water? Does not the Bush administration know that for every action there is reaction? And the recent catastrophe is only a sample what is going to happen if "we" don't stop our daily attack on our planet! The law of cause and effect is a universal law and it will not change its nature to save or protect us! And that's why we don't jump off tall buildings because we know the universal law of gravity will not save us, but propel us to our death! Same difference! Are the American people brain dead!

And what about Bush only giving $3 million to Red Cross while asking for billions by the week in order to make more weapons to kill people, at the same time killing the life of our planet, including Bush and his partners in crime. I hold the Bush administration responsible for this recent catastrophe! Every day we bomb Iraq, the vibrations resound to the very core of our planet, the only home we know. The planet is responding and we're experiencing the effects. The next time it could be catastrophic for all of us! What can be done to stop this madness! Are the American people so blase and blind? What good will their three-story dingbat palaces, fast cars and up-to-the-latest fashion in clothes do them when they go flying off into space? The media is so controlled that people are not getting the truth of what just happened. Like I said, we heard it on the late late news how the earthquake affected our planet. It was not told on the early evening news when most people listen! Did you hear it? Bet not! My priority is stop the Bush administration from using weapons of mass destruction to kill people and our planet!

Janie McDowell

Napa


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: bush; conspiracy; coocooforcocoapuffs; tsunami
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This is a real letter, not made up!

Mother Earth is taking off her apron in the Cosmic Kitchen and coming out with her butcher knives to do away with all you evil environment bashers. Of course, Clinton will be first because his bombing in Bosnia's negative vibrations produced the moron who wrote this letter.

Just had to share.

1 posted on 01/06/2005 2:38:03 AM PST by Napablogger
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To: Napablogger; cyborg; arasina; martin_fierro; Constitution Day; Lazamataz; fortunecookie; dighton
Nutjob letter to the editor alert: "the Bush tsunami."
2 posted on 01/06/2005 2:40:35 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not *always* cranky.)
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To: Napablogger

Thank you for this most extraordinary find.

I'm amazed she could stop lip-diddling long enough to scrawl it. Her crayon must be melted by now.


3 posted on 01/06/2005 2:42:25 AM PST by Petronski (I'm not *always* cranky.)
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This McDowell must have extra heavy duty tinfoil underware.


4 posted on 01/06/2005 2:48:34 AM PST by chainsaw (("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - H. Clinton))
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It's Bush's Fault
5 posted on 01/06/2005 2:50:16 AM PST by Kozak (Anti Shahada: " There is no God named Allah, and Muhammed is his False Prophet")
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6 posted on 01/06/2005 2:52:18 AM PST by spodefly (This message packaged with desiccant. Do not open until ready for use or inspection.)
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Looks like we need to improve our school systems. Black sheep like this one walk around everywhere.


7 posted on 01/06/2005 2:53:33 AM PST by Michael81Dus
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This is not a candidate for the dumbest conspiracy of all times, this is the winner. We all remember that huge wave of earthquakes and tsunamis that followed the massive bombing of WWII don't you?

I don't either

8 posted on 01/06/2005 2:55:16 AM PST by muir_redwoods
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9 posted on 01/06/2005 2:55:34 AM PST by Salamander (You can never have too much cowbell!)
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The sad part is, this nutcase actually believes this cr@p!
10 posted on 01/06/2005 2:56:36 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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Wow! I don't know why we didn't realize this sooner!
11 posted on 01/06/2005 3:00:56 AM PST by Ryan Spock
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And that's why we don't jump off tall buildings...

The only thought that enters my mind when reading this is the memory of those who did jump off that tall building, knowing that they were going to die one way or another.

People like the author of this letter shame the memory of those who died at the hands of the enemy we are now trying to defeat.

12 posted on 01/06/2005 3:01:19 AM PST by Erik Latranyi (9-11 is your Peace Dividend)
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Every day we bomb Iraq, the vibrations resound to the very core of our planet, the only home we know. The planet is responding and we're experiencing the effects.

Great post.

Too bad this dingbat couldn't figure out that the same thing happens every time she touches her feet to the ground.

;-)

She needs to stop doing that--immediately--or the earth's core will be crushed! ;-)
13 posted on 01/06/2005 3:01:34 AM PST by cgbg (A new song for the Dummies--Brain Dead in O-hi-o.)
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Hopefully people like this don't have children. I know I wouldn't let my children anywhere near this ladies house. I can just imagine her huddling children in the basement and giving them cyanide kool aid so they don't have to see the worlds destruction.
14 posted on 01/06/2005 3:02:29 AM PST by BallyBill (I'm a God fearing man and with many I stand....)
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And here I thought President Bush was one of the good guys.

WOW, little did I know Beezlebub placed him here to shift the tectonic plates.

I am calling All Democrats to arms to expose this insidious plot.

But first, I think it is more important that all terrorists be given Teddy Bears and the Supreme Court outlaw common sense.

15 posted on 01/06/2005 3:02:58 AM PST by smoothsailing (Eagles Up !!)
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We all remember that huge wave of earthquakes and tsunamis that followed the massive bombing of WWII don't you?

Today's precision munitions produce far smaller blast effects compared to WW-II. Of course we all remember the tsunamis that followed the H-Bomb testing in the Pacific in the 1950's and 60's.

16 posted on 01/06/2005 3:13:41 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Deadcheck the embeds first.)
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To: Napablogger

Janie McDowell: Captain Planet's legacy...


17 posted on 01/06/2005 3:19:03 AM PST by LRS
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18 posted on 01/06/2005 3:22:11 AM PST by Ryan Spock
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Chicken Little was right!!!!!!


19 posted on 01/06/2005 3:22:36 AM PST by Pusterfuss (You know, doing what is right is easy. The problem is knowing what is right. LBJ)
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You might want to send a note to the Editor of the Napa Register.

napaopinion@napanews.com


20 posted on 01/06/2005 3:29:04 AM PST by Beckwith (John, you said I was going to be the First Lady. As of now, you're on the couch.)
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