[Stoat]

Haven't had enough?

Official Homepage - Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea (DPRK, North Korea)

[shibumi]

"The unfortunate result, according to Pyongyang TV, is that energy that could go to brain cells instead is wasted on hair. "

I guess this accounts for Fabio's IQ.

[carumba]

So the pinko commie liberals here should take a bath and get a haircut if they want to march lockstep with one of the last bastions of totalitarian communism. Longhair liberals pushing for communism just can't anticipate what losing freedom means. State mandated hygiene doesn't sound reasonable to me. But I can see a future where incrementally we get there. No butter on yer popcorn. No sugar on yer Cheerios. No meat. A rotten potato (potatoe). Get on an inner tube and paddle to Havana.

[jaykay]

energy that could go to brain cells instead is wasted on hair

That explains OBL and the rest of the islamist brain beard trust.

[Mad Mammoth]

Haven't had enough?


We've had enough.

[T'wit]

This would seem to call for revision of the Communist Internationale:

Arise, ye prisoners of starvation!
Arise, ye wretched of the earth!
To get a better mealtime ration,
We'll keep you shaved and bald from birth!

[samtheman]

I don't like Keith Olbermann, but I have to admit he came up with a good one last night when he was reporting on this story:

Kim Jong-Il is putting the barber in barbarism.

[elli1]

I guess this means that Kim Bad-Hair-Day Il Jong will be getting a buzz cut.

[zerosix]

Somehow Kim Jung Il missed this one.

NK's leader for life must spend as much time back combing as he does planning which NK province to starve this month.

[OHelix]

In a related story: North Korean television reports announced that buttock hair absorbs desperately needed fluids from the digestive tract. Subsequently Kim Yung Il has dictated that the people of the DPRK should shave their butts to avoid becomming constipated.

[PoorMuttly]

I know that body hair sucks up valuable soup.

Boy, does it !