Posted on 01/30/2005 4:29:43 PM PST by PrincipledObjection
2005-01-30) -- News reports of terrorist bombings in Iraq were marred Sunday by shocking graphic images of Iraqi "insurgents" voting by the millions in their first free democratic election.
Despite reporters' hopes that a well-orchestrated barrage of mortar attacks and suicide bombings would put down the so-called 'freedom insurgency', hastily-formed battalions of rebels swarmed polling places to cast their ballots -- shattering the status quo and striking fear into the hearts of the leaders of the existing terror regime.
Hopes for a return to the stability of tyranny waned as rank upon rank of Iraqi men and women filed out of precinct stations, each armed with the distinctive mark of the new freedom guerrillas -- an ink-stained index finger, which one former Ba'athist called "the evidence of their betrayal of 50 years of Iraqi tradition."
Journalists struggled to put a positive spin on the day's events, but the video images of tyranny's traitors choosing a future of freedom overwhelmed the official story of bloodshed and mayhem.
(Excerpt) Read more at scrappleface.com ...
Hey, that title works for me...yes, the MSM was probably really upset today when they had to put out SOMETHING POSITIVE...they probably worked real hard trying to find a way to hide the blatant sucsess of the elections, but they failed...
I thought scappleface was suppose to be satire. This is all true.
The MSM is deeply saddened (FoxNews excepted. Of course, Fox is not MSM). BTTT
Here's one that's not even as good as yours!
For the rest of you all, here's Laz's BETTER satire.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1331774/posts
LOL The MSM is so bad, I took this to be true. Scrappleface got me again, and the media should be ashamed.
I think you're on to something...
Chris Mathews, Ted Kennedy, and John Kerry on Suicide Watch.
According to Chrissy HardBOIL, the calculated estimate of Iraqi voters was done by a Republican pollster who quoted the 60%+ turnout...in which Chrissy was very distraught and said that by the end of the week we should REALLY know the true estimate of percentage votes! You know where that is leading to...the mediaWHORES are trying real hard to undercut the voter turn out numbers. Watch for the accusations fly and the numbers decrease dramatically!
Chris is DEFINITELY UPSET, LOL, I caught that too!
A perfect and 100% truthful headline.
My tagline..........
ping
Suicide Voters Disrupts MSM
"Chris Matthews, Ted Kennedy, and John Kerry on Suicide Watch."
Remember that study that was posted that said there was a correlation between suicide and being weak in logic?
Perfect!
Alternate Universe AlertAin't it the truth.
20Jan2005 - In his first act as the newly elected President of the United States of America, John F. Kerry cancels the Iraqi elections, calling them "[too] dangerous at this time."
Posted by: Jon Burrows at January 30, 2005 11:26 AM
You're RIGHT, by the way, I'm enjoying Sean and Lieberman slicing and dicing, TED and John Kerry.
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