Sic Transit Gloria Mundi (Here, kitties! Live chow, a grad student no less).

1/31/2005 | Dmitry Chernikov

[fairtrader]

Mr. Cherkin'oFF must have been lost he was looking for SocialistTotalitarianRepublic.com. I think it's on the DU Favorites List

[Stoat]

I don't have a bunny alone.

Now you do  :-)

[JerseyHighlander]

While the anti-Russian slant might be overdone dude, as a part-time MBA grad student who works in the IT field, I didn't want to suggest you drop out now and apply to a medical billing and coding school, because you might not be able to withstand the criticism. At least there is career potential in coding medical procedures.

Drop out now, move away from the University, and never include Kent State on your resume.
Q: How do you get a philosophy major off your porch?


A: Pay him for the Pizza.

[Euro-American Scum]

Dmitry Chernikov is a graduate student in philosophy at Kent State University.

Your tax dollars at work.

[dfwright]

LOL! Well done.

[Grampa Dave]

IRAQIS GIVING TERRORISM AND MAGGOTS LIKE DMITRY THE FINGER!

[LRS]

Notable Kent State moments:

Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young: "4 dead in Oh-high-oh!"

dmitry_chernikov: "Brain dead and Zotted in Oh-high-oh..."

[arizonarachel]

Zot! :-)

[Physicist]

Well, if the Patriots go up by two scores, I would definitely put Brian Westbrook in on the kickoff return. Otherwise, let J.R. Reed handle it.

I wouldn't use the two tight-end set too often against that 3-4 defense, but with Westbrook able to catch the quick out coming out of the backfield, that may be unnecessary. They'll be expecting him to come up the middle, of course, so something may be available out in the flat. And an occasional draw play--even a quarterback draw--will help to keep those linebackers honest.

It's too much to hope that they'll devote a spy to McNabb, but good teams have made that mistake before, so something might open up over the middle in the 10-15 yard range. The Patriots haven't faced a mobile quarterback all season, so it's anybody's guess.

Oh, wait, you were talking about something else.

[muleskinner]

Is there a Russian word for "ZOT"?

Yeah.... ZOTSKY.

[mlc9852]

What kind of job does someone who majors in philosophy actually get?

[retrokitten]

Yes! I was just over there throwing up! I must have missed the part where we are gassing the prisoners, starving them, forcing them to build factories, and doing bizarre medical experiments on them.

Do a google search for him and check out the 2nd and third pages. Some interesting places he posts.

[hellinahandcart]

You know, one of the rules of writing a persuasive piece is to avoid insulting your readers in the FIRST SENTENCE !!!

Sorry, but dmitry doesn't even qualify for the medal round in that event:

Hey, Stupid!

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks. I've added you. :^)

[retrokitten]

I'm sure they have no problem finding employment in the food service industry.

[martin_fierro]

[zip]

You are a pathetic example of academia. Go back to DU and crawl under your rock and wait for the next commie/pinko/bedwetting/antiAmerican/dimocRat to run for office.

[cyborg]

LOL losing the election really sent them over the edge.

[JerseyHighlander]

Hey, that's quite a feat. The freeper community would rather enjoy any postings of papers and what not you have, even the random footnote excerpt here.

How many Kuhnian philosophers of science does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking in terms of incremental change--we don't need a bulb with more attributes. We need paradigm shift to ubiquitous luminescence.

[HipShot]

My kids think you're funny: