Zarqawi: ''Kennedy Is the Only One That Understands Us''

ChronWatch ^ | Tuesday, February 01, 2005 | Written by Jeremy Robb

[Jim Robinson]

BAGHDAD, Iraq --- A day after Ted Kennedy called for surrender and the withdrawal of troops from Iraq, terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi praised Kennedy as a hero and tearfully claimed Kennedy is the only one who "gets us."

"Finally, someone who understands us and our cause," said Zarqawi. "He gets us. He understands that American troops must leave Iraq in order for us to destroy democracy and create a terrorist state. He knows that America must not protect its borders or profile Muslims to keep out terrorists and prevent massive terror attacks. I knew Kennedy was a wise man. For his assistance, we plan to try and kill him last when our jihad claims the lives of all American infidels."

[March I up]

LOLOLOL!!!

Yes... indubitably...

[March I up]

This from the one who purports to provide "Health Care for the Americas"...

Pyhsician(ette) heal thyself...

[March I up]

A MeekOneGOP resonance BTTT!!!!

[NYTexan]

Pinging the usual suspects!



(anyone wanting on or off the satire ping list, let me know!)

[HenryLeeII]

Zarquawi: "I knew Kennedy was a wise man. For his assistance, we plan to try and kill him last when our jihad claims the lives of all American infidels."

Priceless!

[sanjacjake]

I can't fathom any American having one ioota of
respect for Ted Kennedy or John Kerry. They both
are from the same cloth..they are insanely jealous of
President Bush and it has been obvious for some time. Vitriol is not the American way...especially the voters when you get out of beantown...And Kerry has shown
astonishment that he lost ...to that guy? If the
2008 election is a repeat of the Democratic empathy
for us .."dummies"...Welcome to the next "R" President..Jake

[Rebelbase]

It doesn't get much better than this!

[Darkwolf377]

Humor piece

[Darkwolf377]

I liked this one from the same site:

George Bush Projected Winner in Iraq BAGHDAD, Iraq --- The polls are closed, and the counting has begun after an unbelievably successful election in Iraq. Initial exit polls show that George Bush has a strong lead over opponents for the leadership role in Iraq. While not officially on the ballot, Bush appears to be a very popular write-in candidate. "He is the reason we are able to vote today, so I cast my ballot for him," said one excited Iraqi man. "This was a vote against John Kerry and the liberals who hate America and Iraq more than it was a vote for George Bush," said another Iraqi woman exiting the polls. President Bush said in a statement that he does not think it is appropriate for him to lead both countries and would not accept the position if elected. In response to the news of Bush's projected win, Barbara Boxer cried. Ted Kennedy called the election a sham and a failure before passing out in a gutter. Hillary Clinton asked for a 50% increase in the defense budget and called for an invasion of Iran. And John Kerry insisted that everyone stop over-hyping freedom and democracy, the fall of the Berlin wall, and the liberation of Afghanistan.

[MeekOneGOP]

bump! :^D

[Beckwith]

I will guarantee you that hundreds of readers will NOT grasp this is satire.....

I sent a copy to Kennedy's office (website contact) anyway.

[TexasCajun]

Later, al-Zarqawi was overheard telling friends that,

"Although Kerry is our friend, allah says not to ride with him!"

[Rebelbase]

Zing!....Went over my head!

[TADSLOS]

Sucking up to Kerry?

Even Zarqawi isn't that desperate...yet.

[luvie]

Wow! That's the "best" photo I have seen of Hitlery in a long time! It needs to be posted again and again so we can remember the real deal! *shudder*

[river rat]

Only because is was so BELIEVABLE.....
NOTHING ridiculous is beyond the America hating bastards of the lunatic left..

Semper Fi

[Seadog Bytes]

WAHOO!!! ...GOOD one!!!

[Seadog Bytes]

Too funny! (...and sadly, TOO true.)

[MeekOneGOP]

[dfwright]

It's Perfect!!! I assume that it will be ok for me to utilize too, on occasion?