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Insurgent Leader Captured
GOP and the City ^ | 2/1/05 | GOP and the City

Posted on 2/1/2005, 9:06:37 PM by GOP and the City

Iraqi militants have threatened to behead, what appears to be a toy soldier, if American troops do not release all Iraqi prisoners within 72 hours.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: beheading; fake; johnadam; joke
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GOP and The City

In response, we have another offer for the terrorists. Here is a picture of an insurgent leader we captured in Iraq. If Abu Musab al-Zarqawi does not surrender to American troops within 72 hours, we will behead her. The clock is ticking. God willing, we will spill her blood if we do not get what we want.
1 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:06:37 PM by GOP and the City
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To: GOP and the City

Obviously a fake. I can see her face.


2 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:07:32 PM by MeanWestTexan
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To: MeanWestTexan
Obviously a fake. I can see her face.

Most of these terrorists probably never see a woman's face, so how would they know the difference?

3 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:08:28 PM by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: GOP and the City

My GOD! To think that person lived in my house 20 years ago and we treated her like one of the family.


4 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:09:00 PM by funkywbr
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To: GOP and the City

oh GAWD! here we go. millions of dolls are gonne be taken hostage just so we can... oh heck!

still, it IS funny - LOL~!


5 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:09:32 PM by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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To: MeanWestTexan
"Obviously a fake. I can see her face."

I can't tell if her hands are tied behind her back.

6 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:10:07 PM by mass55th ("If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one?"----Abe Lincoln (1809-1865))
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To: funkywbr

LMAO! BTTT


7 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:10:18 PM by kc2theline (Support our troops and the CIC that sends them to defend us.)
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To: GOP and the City

This is hysterical!


8 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:12:58 PM by nuffsenuff
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To: Peach

Oh no, not the babies.....those animals.


9 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:12:58 PM by anniegetyourgun
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To: nuffsenuff

http://www.jquinton.com/archives/002444.html


10 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:13:23 PM by blakep
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To: anniegetyourgun

Wait. Isn't this against the Geneva Convention?


11 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:13:56 PM by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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To: GOP and the City

This is WAY TOO FUNNY to be free! ROTFLMAO.


12 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:14:10 PM by drt1
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To: GOP and the City

Next thing you know, they'll be holding Winnie the Pooh hostage!


13 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:15:05 PM by najida (Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.)
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To: AppyPappy

I bet Cobra Commander is mad. He fought GI Joe with freaking lasers and never had any success.


14 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:15:44 PM by GOP and the City
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To: najida; AppyPappy

I say we give 'em Spongebob. They'll be surrendering in no time.


15 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:16:12 PM by anniegetyourgun
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To: GOP and the City

Oh NOOOOOOO! It looks like my Christine! LOL!!!!!


16 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:16:52 PM by LadyPilgrim (Sealed my pardon with His Blood, Hallelujah!!! What a Savior!!!)
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To: GOP and the City

wow


17 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:17:20 PM by ArmyBratproud
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Are you sure that's real. I can see somebody's finger in the photo!


18 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:17:55 PM by Quilla
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you guys are friggin' killing me today!!!! HA!!!


19 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:18:22 PM by FightforFreedomCA (big bang theory: in the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.)
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To: funkywbr
My GOD! To think that person lived in my house 20 years ago and we treated her like one of the family.

Funniest line I've read today. And that's saying something. ROFLOL!!!!

20 posted on 2/1/2005, 9:18:39 PM by Quilla
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