Elmo captured by insurgents

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[Kate of Spice Island]

Elmo is posted twice just in case one or the other doesn't work...

[Kate of Spice Island]

Hey, MeekOneGOP

Just thought I would share...

[sociotard]

I say let them keep him. Think of what he's doing to their morale

[InvisibleChurch]

a connection, a connection

[JCRoberts]

This is the last straw. I supported the war effort up until now. This is just too sad.

[dead]

[WhiteGuy]

I never liked Elmo.

Nor did I ever tickle him.

While we're on the subject, I'm sure someone will bring up the rumor that Bert and Ernie are homos.

NOT TRUE!

Ernie IS gay, Bert is just a good sport.

[angelr1076]

Do you think that's real? If so, Bush needs to pull our troops out immediately.....enough is enough!

[najida]

Dear lord,

I am coming to realize that there isn't a toy or muppet safe on the planet.

Oh the HORROR!

What next!? Beanie Babies!?!?

[PatriotCJC]

If they get "My little Pony" It is a quagmire!!!

[wmichgrad]

I think Bert is into bestiality. On all of my kid's videos, he's always singing about "doin' the pigeon".

[Hoodlum91]

Can we just give them Barney (the dinosaur, not the presidential pooch)?

[Alas Babylon!]

John Edwards???

[YouPosting2Me]

Thanks for the laugh... good one.

[sweetiepiezer]

LOL, too funny.

[1Old Pro]

Maybe we could trade the terrorists Sponge Bob in exchange for the release of Elmo?

[add925]

Worse than than. Oscar the Grouch was kidnapped from NYC, then:

[WhiteGuy]

I think Bert is into bestiality.


hhmmmmmmm..............

Disturbing if true....................

Thanks for the update, I'll review the Sing-Along tapes.........

[Fierce Allegiance]

Lol, we have a guy at work we call Chicken F@&ker. Is Bert his cousin the Pigeon F@&ker?

[2thfxr]

which one is the grouch??

[Aquinasfan]

False but accurate.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

[OXENinFLA]

WE'RE TO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Born Conservative]

Any relation to the guy I went to college with named "Sheep F@&ker"?

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

"There are NO infidel action dolls in Iraq!"

[michigander]

BWAH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Egon]

There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.

The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the two men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.

At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of marbles. The two men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."

[freepertoo]

Not Charley McCarthy...nooooooo!

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

[KC_Conspirator]

Are'nt those people from Indonesia in the pic?

[WestCoastGal]

Can't we send Barney over instead and drive them nuts!!

[fredhead]

If they're stupid enough to take Bugs Bunny, then it's all over for them.

"Of course you know this means war."

[Kate of Spice Island]

Rescue operations have commenced:

[investigateworld]

LOL !!!

[maggief]

Oil for Elmo! ...

[Marauder]

Were his batteries included?

[Republican Red]

FYI, this photo shop was done by FRreeper "Silent_Jonny".

Powerline has it up on their site and gave credit to where it is due.

One of the funniest posts on yesterday's hilarious thread

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1333608/posts?page=313#313

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

It gets worse, they have his girlfriend too!!

[LadyPilgrim]

You have a cute homepage!

Yes, they have already taken a Cabbage Patch baby that looked like my Christine.
Sad. Just sad! I looked for fear it was her. But alas!
She is still in the closet!

Oh my..... I don't want Beanie Babies to get got!

[Republican Red]

FYI your photoshop is posted again. I also saw it on Wizbang's site. It is popping up all over the place. I would take it as a great compliment because it really is funny.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Yes, they have already taken a Cabbage Patch baby that looked like my Christine.

[Kate of Spice Island]

FYI, this photo shop was done by FRreeper "Silent_Jonny".

Powerline has it up on their site and gave credit to where it is due.

One of the funniest posts on yesterday's hilarious thread

Well, it sure is making the rounds! I have seen it on two different discussion boards this morning. Great work, Silent_Jonny.

[sr4402]

Call Hillary. She needs to stand up for Barbies 'Womans' Rights

[LadyPilgrim]

I have laughed my head off since the posting of these things got started yesterday.
I know it shouldn't be funny, but I guess that's what's funny about it.

I love Free Republic! It keeps my tickle box turned over quite a lot!

And BTW my Christine wears yellow, not pink and blue like this baby girl! ;-)))))))

[arichtaxpayer]

[Drango]

Big Bird escaped...

[Ciexyz]

I recommend adding the Barney song to future Guantanamo torture sessions. "I love you, you love me, we are one big family."

[silent_jonny]

Great work, Silent_Jonny.

Thank you ***bowing graciously***

[DaveLoneRanger]

(AP) - Following the capture of Sesame Street's Elmo, insurgents in Iraq announced Monday that unless the US pulls out of Iraq, Elmo will be tortured by tickling until he turns red in the face. Reports indicate Oscar, Grover, Big Bird and Snuffleopagus are marshaling a rescue effort of some sort, but no indications on when the agressive and hostile strike will take place.