[camle]

i've had my cat boring, fat and grey for ten years. can I marry her? we love each other.

[FourPeas]

i've had my cat boring, fat and grey for ten years. can I marry her? we love each other.

Since 1977 I've lived with a pair of shoes that have been a very important part of my life. I want to make a special committment to them, to love and keep them for life. I see no reason why I shouldn't be allowed to marry them....

[jimt]

i've had my cat boring, fat and grey for ten years. can I marry her? we love each other.

According to this kid's logic, yes.

[ladylib]

Sorry -- cats can't enter into a contract, even though most of them think they should be permitted to.

[Old Professer]

If you're already boring her, why bother?

[nmh]

"i've had my cat boring, fat and grey for ten years. can I marry her? we love each other."

But of course!

I love my roses so can I marry the prettiest one?

BTW, my cat turen d 20 years old this February. I've had her as a kitten, so can I marry her because I love her too?

;)

It's getting sicker out there.

[ArGee]

i've had my cat boring, fat and grey for ten years. can I marry her? we love each other.

And I'm sure the denial of basic healthcare for your cat has caused you untold misery.

[bigsigh]

you're cat posted a thread the other day saying it just wanted to live together.