Dark and Stormy Night Contest Subject

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[CarolTX]

LOL..thanks!

[Dead Corpse]

"The night was sultry...."

-Throw Mamma from the Train

[hoosier_RW_conspirator]

change-of-pace ping

[small voice in the wilderness]

Like the moth-ridden Victoria's Secret lingerie that bulged beckoningly from the top shelf of the dust-laden hope chest of her youth, Helen Thomas understood the need for eternal optimism in the face of a Republican administration.

[investigateworld]

Posts 13 and 14 are showing potential writers at work.

[kitkat]

***4. "Stanley looked quite bored and somewhat detached, but then penguins often do." ***

HEY! I would have read that one. LOL

[Republican Babe]

It was a dark and stormy night in Texas as the winds of Carla lifted the cold silvery sheet iron from the barn roof and flung it toward the outline of a trench coat...........

[Vaquero]

In my universe Stanley would have been a rabbit that lived on the median of the Long Island Expressway.....If I ever write it, I will send it to you first, for review.

[Drango]

disbelieving the magnitude of the frog's deception,

Never, ever trust the French.

[Vaquero]

"the life of a frog...that's the life for me" Bart Simpson

[Alouette]

There are all old ones.

[processing please hold]

How is it that I can envy terrible writing? The sun oozed over the horizon is delectably bad. LOL!

It is a horrible line. I believe if that is the best the writer has......they don't have much.

[N8VTXNinWV]

Aren't these the names you and J choose if I had twins? lol

[shezza]

ROFLOL!!!!

[shezza]

Those were laugh-out-loud good! Thanks for posting this thread.

[kitkat]

***In my universe Stanley would have been a rabbit that lived on the median of the Long Island Expressway.....If I ever write it, I will send it to you first, for review.***

Only if it has a happy ending. We enjoy watching the rabbits who live under our Colorado blue spruce tree and don't want to see them squished by a car.

By the way, have you ever read Paul Gallico?

[Lorianne]

Do you have a link for this? Thanks.

[ErnBatavia]

Carpet had become a familiar taste to her.

LOL...yes, that's been rumored for several years now...

[ErnBatavia]

I'd try an entry, but my specialty is the "glistening honeypot" department...

[investigateworld]

Good start, I'll be thinking up my entry!!!