Posted on 02/21/2005 3:57:42 PM PST by doug from upland
MIDI - MAMA, DON'T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO BE COWBOYS
Dubya, do not consider Chirac as a cowboy
The Euro crap weasel is scared of a calf
To think he's tough enough is such a laugh
Dubya, do not consider Chirac as a cowboy
If he saw a snake, we are sure that'd he cry
He'd whimper, "Please, don't let me die"
We all know that cowboys don't keep a white flag in their pocket
Or a letter from grandma that says to be a good boy
If they should see some stray doggies, real cowboys are off like a rocket, indeed
They get up in the saddle with their trusty rope...cheese doesn't catch them, Jack, you dope
Dubya, do not consider Chirac as a cowboy
'Cause weaklings don't get it...no, he never will
Without us, he would be occupied still
Dubya, do not consider Chirac as a cowboy
His poor eyes will tear up...he cannot stand the dirt
On a rought trail testicles hurt
We all know that cowboys don't keep a white flag in their pocket
Or a letter from grandma that says to be a good boy
If they should see some stray doggies, real cowboys are off like a rocket, indeed
They get up in the saddle with their trusty rope...cheese doesn't catch them, Jack, you dope
Dubya, do not consider Chirac as a cowboy
This one almost wrote itself.
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