Posted on 02/27/2005 7:57:51 PM PST by JustTheTruth
What? No picture of the heifer? We have rules here!
Wouldn't be a problem if he were the Democrat President from 1993-2000.
Search is your friend:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1352194/posts
If you had did a search you would have had
several previous chances to be "grossed' out
by the story.
A traveler was touring Scotland. He stopped in a pub for a drink in a seaside hamlet. Sitting at the bar was local fellow, rather worn looking bloke, a true Scotsman. The two men get to talking and after a few pints the Scotsman says to the traveler:
"Listen here man... you see this bar here?" he slaps his palm on the bar, "I built this bar with me own two hands. I planed it and sanded it myself, stained it with my own sweat and blood. See how even and just it is? Have you ever seen a nicer bar? But do the people here call me McGregor the bar builder? Noooo....
"Now look outside. See that stone wall there? See how flat the top is and how straight it runs? I built that wall with my own two hands. I carried and set every stone meself. But do they call me McGregor the mason? Nooo!
"And out there in the water... you see that pier? I built that pier too, with my own hands. In all the winter storms, year in and year out, that pier never budges! I made that pier with my own sweat and blood. But do they call me McGregor the pier builder? Nooo."
Then the Scotsman takes a sip of beer and says in a low voice "but you @#^# one sheep . . ."
Was it consensual? Can they marry in Massachusetts? What do Supremes Sandra Day O'Connor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg think of it?
Was it consensual? Can they marry in Massachusetts? What do Supremes Sandra Day O'Connor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg think of it?
It's in chat twice already.
ROFLMAO!!!
Now that really isn't nice. I wouldn't vote for her and I don't like her politics, but we over 50 ladies do deserve some respect. The cow deserves respect, too. LOL!
I can't believe the guy did that!!! What is the world coming to???? Teachers seducing their young male students and men seducing young heifers. Good grief!
IIRC, in early 16th century Paracelsus wrote about "Kuhketzers" and the untold harm they, and even retelling of their practices, would bring. The perversion was supposed to have been suppressed, but now, 500 years later, it again rears its ugly head.
They all look better at closing time.
Michael Moore got himself a date???
bump with no comment
Lookin fur love in all the wrong places. Someone wrote a song about this guy.
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