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1 posted on 02/27/2005 7:57:51 PM PST by JustTheTruth
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To: JustTheTruth

What? No picture of the heifer? We have rules here!


2 posted on 02/27/2005 7:59:47 PM PST by Abcdefg
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To: JustTheTruth

Wouldn't be a problem if he were the Democrat President from 1993-2000.


3 posted on 02/27/2005 8:00:45 PM PST by Tench_Coxe
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To: JustTheTruth

Search is your friend:



http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1352194/posts


4 posted on 02/27/2005 8:01:47 PM PST by annyokie (Laissez les bons temps rouler !)
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To: JustTheTruth

If you had did a search you would have had
several previous chances to be "grossed' out
by the story.


5 posted on 02/27/2005 8:01:55 PM PST by dwilli
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To: JustTheTruth
Doesn't deal with cows but....

A traveler was touring Scotland. He stopped in a pub for a drink in a seaside hamlet. Sitting at the bar was local fellow, rather worn looking bloke, a true Scotsman. The two men get to talking and after a few pints the Scotsman says to the traveler:

"Listen here man... you see this bar here?" he slaps his palm on the bar, "I built this bar with me own two hands. I planed it and sanded it myself, stained it with my own sweat and blood. See how even and just it is? Have you ever seen a nicer bar? But do the people here call me McGregor the bar builder? Noooo....

"Now look outside. See that stone wall there? See how flat the top is and how straight it runs? I built that wall with my own two hands. I carried and set every stone meself. But do they call me McGregor the mason? Nooo!

"And out there in the water... you see that pier? I built that pier too, with my own hands. In all the winter storms, year in and year out, that pier never budges! I made that pier with my own sweat and blood. But do they call me McGregor the pier builder? Nooo."

Then the Scotsman takes a sip of beer and says in a low voice "but you @#^# one sheep . . ."

6 posted on 02/27/2005 8:02:42 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("There out ta get me! They won't catch me! I'm #@^#@# innocent! They won't break me" - Guns N Roses)
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To: JustTheTruth

Was it consensual? Can they marry in Massachusetts? What do Supremes Sandra Day O'Connor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg think of it?


7 posted on 02/27/2005 8:03:07 PM PST by Winston7000 (Near Chicago)
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Was it consensual? Can they marry in Massachusetts? What do Supremes Sandra Day O'Connor and Ruth Bader Ginsburg think of it?


8 posted on 02/27/2005 8:03:33 PM PST by Winston7000 (Near Chicago)
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To: JustTheTruth
I have the new liberal argument. This cow is enslaved and this man is being discriminated against because of his sexual orientation(beastiality). Free the cow and drop the charges now.
11 posted on 02/27/2005 8:06:03 PM PST by bahblahbah
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IIRC, in early 16th century Paracelsus wrote about "Kuhketzers" and the untold harm they, and even retelling of their practices, would bring. The perversion was supposed to have been suppressed, but now, 500 years later, it again rears its ugly head.


14 posted on 02/27/2005 8:11:28 PM PST by GSlob
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To: JustTheTruth

They all look better at closing time.


15 posted on 02/27/2005 8:11:32 PM PST by SmithL (Proud Submariner)
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To: JustTheTruth

Michael Moore got himself a date???


16 posted on 02/27/2005 8:12:24 PM PST by ArmyBratproud
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bump with no comment


17 posted on 02/27/2005 8:15:23 PM PST by Ciexyz (Let us always remember, the Lord is in control.)
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To: JustTheTruth
Oh for crying out loud, you know the cow was asking for it.

Walking around in all that skin tight leather, her udders hanging out.

She's nothing but a barnyard hussy!

(and for those of you with absolutely no sense at all, this is an attempt at HUMOR!)
18 posted on 02/27/2005 8:16:04 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Children classics updated for Islam, "Allah loves me this I know, For the Koran tells me to explode")
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Hmmmm, did we really have to know about this?
19 posted on 02/27/2005 8:17:14 PM PST by Lockbar (March toward the sound of the guns.)
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To: JustTheTruth

Lookin fur love in all the wrong places. Someone wrote a song about this guy.


20 posted on 02/27/2005 8:25:40 PM PST by Waco
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sheep at the edge of a cliff ping.....


21 posted on 02/27/2005 8:25:48 PM PST by The Drowning Witch (Sono La Voce della Nazione Selvaggia)
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To: JustTheTruth

If the Zoophobic religious nuts would just let this good man marry a holstein, he wouldn't have to hide his love.


23 posted on 02/27/2005 8:27:29 PM PST by Uncle Miltie (Democrat Obstructionists will be Daschled!)
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[url]http://www.duluthsuperior.com/mld/duluthsuperior/11001281.htm[/url]


24 posted on 02/27/2005 8:30:00 PM PST by Vob
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That's just sick...absolutely sick.

This guy should be chemically castrated and locked away forever.


27 posted on 02/27/2005 8:34:48 PM PST by MplsSteve
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Poor guy. Somewhere along the way, he got a bum steer.


28 posted on 02/27/2005 8:40:09 PM PST by Ken H
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