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Ex-topless dancer sells a breast (but just one)
news.com.au ^
| 3-3-05
| From correspondents in Miami
Posted on 03/03/2005 3:13:03 PM PST by Rakkasan1
A FORMER topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her huge breasts, has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.
Tawny Peaks, as she was known professionally, said yesterday she had retrieved the implants from a box in her closet after watching a television program about bizarre items sold on the internet auction site. She said she would autograph the size 69-HH implant for the winner but would keep its mate.
As of last night, the top bid was $US2300 ($2927).
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: breast; dancer; ex; sells; topless
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you think you'd sell better as a set.
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:13:04 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
To: Rakkasan1
So...what you're saying is that she just wants to keep abreast of the situation?
To: Rakkasan1
This story made me titter with amusement. Please keep us abreast of any futher developments.
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:16:06 PM PST
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: Rakkasan1
Current bid: US $16,766.00
What would you do with
this?
4
posted on
03/03/2005 3:17:18 PM PST
by
Brian328i
To: politicket
You beat me to the punch.
I'd bid on it myself but I'm flat busted.
5
posted on
03/03/2005 3:17:37 PM PST
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: Rakkasan1
Or, she could trade it for "tat".
To: Rakkasan1
"you think you'd sell better as a set." She wanted something to help her cherish the mammary. Some punsters around here may think this is udderly ridiculous and will try to milk this for all it's worth, so I'm just going to try and nip it in the bud.
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:19:08 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
("It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.")
To: Brian328i
What would you do with this?
Maybe a dyslexic buyer could put it in their "drawer of chests"?
To: Rakkasan1
Did you see the bottom of the bid? You get flat rate shipping, thats a deal maker
To: Rakkasan1; 4mycountry; Eaker
this beats the .303 shells, in some respects
ping who you will
10
posted on
03/03/2005 3:20:22 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: mrs. a
11
posted on
03/03/2005 3:20:31 PM PST
by
Racer1
To: politicket
Jeez, you can actually buy the bags on ebay...
Ebay Search
To: Rakkasan1
dont mind me...im just hanging out waiting for pictures.....
13
posted on
03/03/2005 3:20:41 PM PST
by
Delbert
To: NYC GOP Chick
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:21:24 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
To: Rakkasan1
You have to admit that "Tawny Peaks" is one of the all-time great stripper names.
15
posted on
03/03/2005 3:22:52 PM PST
by
Luddite Patent Counsel
("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
To: mrs. a
What kind of boob would buy a breast implant?
Question: Where does one keep breast implants?
Answer : In a hope chest. :P
To: Delbert
LOLOL!!!!
Any new developments? :)
To: mrs. a
"I'd bid on it myself but I'm flat busted. "
LOL, funniest post all day.
18
posted on
03/03/2005 3:24:41 PM PST
by
GunnyHartman
(Allah is allah outta virgins.)
To: gimme1ibertee
Well, I've been hoping for years now and still no chest...
19
posted on
03/03/2005 3:25:40 PM PST
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:25:41 PM PST
by
King Prout
(Remember John Adam!)
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