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Ex-topless dancer sells a breast (but just one)
news.com.au ^
| 3-3-05
| From correspondents in Miami
Posted on 03/03/2005 3:13:03 PM PST by Rakkasan1
A FORMER topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her huge breasts, has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.
Tawny Peaks, as she was known professionally, said yesterday she had retrieved the implants from a box in her closet after watching a television program about bizarre items sold on the internet auction site. She said she would autograph the size 69-HH implant for the winner but would keep its mate.
As of last night, the top bid was $US2300 ($2927).
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: breast; dancer; ex; sells; topless
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To: Luddite Patent Counsel
Which reminds me of the Letterman "Top Ten" list from a few years back:
Top 10 Least Popular Stripper Names:
10. Ginger Vitis
9. Stripper Gore
8. Mrs. Charlie Sheen
7. Stanley Cups
6. Lois the Letterman Look-alike
5. H. Rose Perot
4. Sue Dafed
3. Yogi Bare-Ass
2. Nude Gingrich
1. Tammy Lasorda
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:26:26 PM PST
by
Luddite Patent Counsel
("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
To: Brian328i
Why buy on E-Bay when you can create your own silicon-in-plant?
To: mrs. a
Oh, come on....'Teat's never too late.
To: Rakkasan1
She's getting that price , and it's used?? Gawd.......
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:28:16 PM PST
by
tiredoflaundry
(My quaker parrot can talk, can Your honor student fly?)
To: Brian328i
"What would you do with this?"
Throw a blankie over it and you've got a bean bag chair for kids.
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:28:48 PM PST
by
Maria S
(Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!)
To: Rakkasan1
Betcha can't eat just one.
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:29:23 PM PST
by
Petronski
(I'm not always cranky. Sometimes I'm downright grouchy. Grrr.)
To: Delbert
im just hanging out waiting for pictures..... This is the only one I found which was safe to post.
To: gimme1ibertee
Look, I have nothing against the breast she has left...the problem is, neither does she.
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:30:55 PM PST
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: Rakkasan1
eBay???? Kind of hard to throw wadded up ones and fives at her for it.
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:31:28 PM PST
by
evolved_rage
(OLAP SCHMOLAP)
To: Freebird Forever
She does have a website but it's not family or workplace friendly.
To: Freebird Forever
Note to self: do not do google image search for striper names
To: Brian328i
What would you do with this?
Some guy named Joe ends up being the winning bidder:
Joe's co-worker: Hey Joe, how was your weekend?
Joe: Pretty kicked back. I just watched the boob-tube....
To: mrs. a
LOL!!! Me, too, and I would tend to have to walk using my hand on the ground of whatever side I put it on! Of course, I guess I could put it in the middle, and walk using my nose....
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:37:42 PM PST
by
Theresawithanh
(2005! My resolution: FReep even MORE this year!!!)
To: Rakkasan1
Maybe she can offer the "blonde discount" - buy two, get one free.
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:39:18 PM PST
by
Tall_Texan
(If you can think 180-degrees apart from reality, you might be a Democrat.)
To: TheOtherOne
Note to self: do not do google image search for striper names I just searched "striper names", and got results like "Fish Lips", "Limpett", and "Nemo". What did I miss? ;-)
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:40:03 PM PST
by
Luddite Patent Counsel
("Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others." - Groucho Marx)
To: Joe 6-pack
"so I'm just going to try and nip[ple] it in the bud."
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:41:05 PM PST
by
NW Mike
(Proud member of the VRWC since 1972 -- who the hell are you calling 'neo'?)
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
I just searched "striper names", and got results like "Fish Lips", "Limpett", and "Nemo". What did I miss? ;-)
Don't be a pain in the BASS!! ;-)
To: Luddite Patent Counsel
But did you see her bass?
(new note to self: two s's in dessert, and two p's in stripper
To: Freebird Forever
I'll pass on the breast, but I wonder if she's going to put that flat as a pancake tummy up for bid? Now that, I would love to have on my body.
Grumbling to myself....Bet she's never had a baby!
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:48:46 PM PST
by
LisaMalia
(Thank you Hollywood, your bungling helped re-elect our President!)
To: Rakkasan1
I'd bid on it no problem, it's only $16,766.00 right now, but damn... 9.95 shipping ???? Man, the shipping will kill ya....
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posted on
03/03/2005 3:49:20 PM PST
by
dfwddr
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