Posted on 03/03/2005 3:13:03 PM PST by Rakkasan1
A FORMER topless dancer who was famously cleared of battering a Florida nightclub patron with her huge breasts, has shed her oversized silicone implants and put one of them up for auction on eBay.
Tawny Peaks, as she was known professionally, said yesterday she had retrieved the implants from a box in her closet after watching a television program about bizarre items sold on the internet auction site. She said she would autograph the size 69-HH implant for the winner but would keep its mate.
As of last night, the top bid was $US2300 ($2927).
There is a formula to determine your porn star name...
...First name = the name of your favorite pet (past or present)
...Last name = the name of a street you live (or once lived) on.
I am, "Timber Philadelphia."
OK, my stripped name is either:
Kelly Dogwood
or
Punkin Winthrop
or
Flaky Silver
or
Spot Steamboat
Really.
Should I be "Myrtle St. Lawrence" or "Sweet Pea Monticello"?
PUKE!
Udderly amazing.
I can't believe anyone would pay to see someone called "Enis Dakota"
I am so surprised to see you on this thread.
In that case...I'm either Rusty Seventh or Boogie Seventh.
I'd be better off with Rusty Boogie!
Myrtle St. Lawrence, definately.
Zounds! The mounds abound!
Very titillating story as i was titivating my media room,using my self-formulated cleaing solution,made in perfect titration.
I can't believe anyone would pay thousands for a bag of silicon....
Darn, all the good puns are gone.
Okay, I was going to make a firm and inflate the bidding, but I'm afraid my check would bounce.
Damn! Firm OFFER!
(Guess that one flopped!)
It flopped like an eighty-year-old woman's...oh, never mind...
...First name = the name of your favorite pet (past or present)
...Last name = the name of a street you live (or once lived) on.
I am, "Timber Philadelphia."
So, I guess I'm Didi 12 Mile.
Not only used, but depreciated! (IRS lets strippers deduct implants). I believe she used the double declining balance method...
"It flopped like an eighty-year-old woman's...oh, never mind..."
LOL! I like your sense of humor, mrs. a. And I'll bet you are shortchanging yourself in #2 and 19. But, how will we ever know if you don't post a pic and let us decide (with mr. a's approval, of course!). :-)
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