[My Favorite Headache]

LOL

[Cagey]

"He's not dead, he's just pining for a real bed."

[ShadowDancer]

"I knew he wasn't getting up but I thought he just didn't like my cooking", replied Soon Lei.

[CitizenM]

This is the third post in two days on this story. Guess what, the guy is still dead.

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[peteram]

WHEW! Now we can stop tip-toeing around the house!

[SIDENET]

Used futon for sale. Cheap!!!

[Redcloak]

Now that's a couch potato!

[SamAdams76]

He's not dead...he's resting.

[whereasandsoforth]

...authorities are baffled by the discovery that he had voted in the last Washington State governors race.

[rdl6989]

Just when I thought I'd heard everything.

[Dashing Dasher]

I smell something funny.... wait, it's DAD!

[Seeing More Clearly Now]

This sounds like the latest tall tale in this genre - like the news story about the late working office worker who was dead at his desk for a week before anyone noticed.

[Bush2000]

It depends on what ... dead ... is...

[Spyder]

Meanwhile, 10 Freepers are demanding he be kept on life support until he really dies.

[Tall_Texan]

I don't see how that's possible. A decomposing body makes such an odor - how could these people not know?

[ApplegateRanch]

The maggots weren't a clue?

Oh, the worms crawl in;
The worms, they crawl out;
As the worms eat you thin,
The worms crawl all about.

[steveo]

OOOOHHHHH... seventeen hey's.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I'm surprised the stink didn't get to them!

[xzins]

Parody, right????

[Delta 21]

No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!

[.45MAN]

Must have been a very quiet person...............