"So did you call and hear their side of it?"
LOL! I already know their side of it my fine muzzie friend.
Why exactly would I want to call their number?
Is there a chance I would be speaking to you if I called that number. How many of you are covering the phones, anyway?
You better get thyself back to the madrassa and sharpen your taqiyya skills.
Come back later and audition for us again.
"So did you call and hear their side of it?"
"LOL! I already know their side of it my fine muzzie friend." You think you do anyway.
"Why exactly would I want to call their number?"
So as to not be ingnorant? So as to speal with some personal authority and knowledge of the subject?
"Is there a chance I would be speaking to you if I called that number."
Nope.
"Come back later and audition for us again."
Who's us?