Freeze! I just had my nails done! (ANN COULTER)

WorldNetDaily ^ | 3/16/05 | Ann Coulter

[AZ_Cowboy]

Ann's latest was up early today! I'm off to fulfill the rules for a moment, but enjoy the column in the meantime.

[Peach]

Oh, I LOVE this column! What a riot.

[holymoly]

And here she is:

[AZ_Cowboy]

I tried to dig up some different ones and put up a few old faves. Always faithful to the rules, you know.

[Dan Evans]

[martin_fierro]

One such study cited an episode of "She's the Sheriff," starring Suzanne Somers.

And a very yummy sheriff, too.

But that's not important now.

[Lil'freeper]

Another study I've devised involves asking a woman to open a jar of pickles.

Huzzah! Excellent!

[Thommas]

..there are also advantages to not pretending women are as strong as men, such as fewer dead people.

Bwahahahah! Aarrrrrrrrgh! Now, I'm cleaning milk outta my nose...

[glock rocks]

ping

[tarawa]

She was on a roll with this one.....

[Texas_Jarhead]

Best column in a while.

"Another study I've devised involves asking a woman to open a jar of pickles."

ROFLMAO!

[Disambiguator]

Ann looks great holding a gun, but she really should be wearing eye protection.

[Enterprise]

"How many people have to die before the country stops humoring feminists?"

Several thousand more.

[vox_freedom]

Another blockbuster column by one of my favorites. And, timely article too.

[m87339]

Another study I've devised involves asking a woman to open a jar of pickles.

Classic! I was wondering if anyone would pick up on the fact that the officer, who is now sadly quite dead, was so small (and old).

Those that enabled this travesty and hired her gave her a death sentence. The same is true for all small policewoment. Of course, smaller and less strong firewomen are merely a death sentence for the public.

[Jackknife]

Thank you..........

[visualops]

Intellectual dishonesty will come back and bite you in the ass every time.
People need to stop screwing around and get honest and not be afraid of the truth.

[Our man in washington]

"It turns out that, far from "de-escalating force" through their superior listening skills, female law enforcement officers vastly are more likely to shoot civilians than their male counterparts. (Especially when perps won't reveal where they bought a particularly darling pair of shoes.)"

And with that last sentence, Ann put the worm on the hook and did a perfect cast right into the deepest part of Lake Liberal. They definitely will take that bait.

[Libertina]

New local Middle School in my area: The school security guard is a 40+ year old woman UNDER 5 feet tall. The athletic coach is wheelchair bound. Liberalism IS a mental disorder.

[JFK_Lib]

Lord, that woman is a wonder.

Funny, good looking (though she could use an extra 10 pounds), conservative, and insightful as she is it is a wonder that leftists would ever agree to be on a show going up against her.

Is it my imagination, or does it seem like Alan Colmes gets serious constipation whenever she is on with Hannity?