Canada Takes a Big 'Labashing'

The Edmonton Sun ^ | March 21, 2005 | Michael Jenkinson

[Andyman]

Polar Bear. All white meat.

[Hi Heels]

"exporting deadly mad cow disease and even deadlier Gordon Lightfoot and Nickelback albums. Well, so far I'm just relieved that he hasn't mentioned Celine Dion. "

You forgot the worst one.... WILLIAM SHATNER! Send Kirk Home.

KAAAHHHHNNNNNN.......

[OkieDoke]

Wasn't Triumph talking to some Canadian who described himself as a 'separationist', and T. advised him to separate his fat a** from donuts? :-}

Canuck 7 course dinner: six pack of Labatt Blue and a big bowl of blubber. (Fuggedaboutit, they love the attention)

[Sax]

Sorry. They're too lazy to go that far, and plus there's something about a border crossing that is romantic to them. Like the VonTrapp's fleeing to Switzerland.

[Sax]

Maybe it's like a luggage rack on top of gigantic SUV - It's where we put our baggage.

[TimeLord]

The Maritimes (New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, & Prince Edward Island) are solidly socialist as well.

[dfwgator]

They're not a real country, anyway.

[Vigilanteman]

Hey, Canadians, anything insulting we say about you only applies to Quebec, Ottawa and the Liberal pantywaist cities in between. It definitely doesn't apply to Alberta. We'd love to trade you everything east of the Hudson for Alberta. Heck, we'd even throw in parts of California, Oregon and King County, Washington to sweeten the deal.

[PzLdr]

The skin's all black. Don't know, or want to get close enough to find out, what's underneath.

[Allan]

Hey, Canadians, anything insulting we say about you
only applies to Quebec, Ottawa and the Liberal pantywaist cities in between.
It definitely doesn't apply to Alberta.

Isn't Alberta the province that provided that great statesman, Joe Clark?

[Vor Lady]

Matt Labash's article was really funny. The Bare Naked Ladies explains about the Kraft Dinners and K-cars in their song "If I Had a Million Dollars".

[Moose4]

What's this all aboot, eh?

}:-)4

[Publius6961]

Hit the rowed, Jack...

[hershey]

Most amusing!

[Heartofsong83]

That's ancient history...

[Heartofsong83]

That seems to be true...the pure conservatives are mostly west of the Ottawa River: in rural parts of Ontario, the Prairies and the interior and Fraser Valley region of British Columbia...strongest in Alberta.

[usurper]

Matt Labash's article was really funny.

Anyone with a link?

[hoot2]

"You forgot the worst one.... WILLIAM SHATNER! Send Kirk Home."

How bout this ONE?

Alanis Nadine Morissette

Theres something in the water "up there".

[hoot2]

"What's this all aboot, eh?"