Man Pierces Glasses Permanently On Face(yes, of course there are pictures :-))

Local 6 (Florida) ^ | March 22, 2005

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Man Pierces Glasses Permanently On Face

Sooy: LASIK Surgery, Contacts Too Expensive

 

POSTED: 5:36 am EST March 22, 2005

UPDATED: 10:35 am EST March 22, 2005

 

A man in Texas who said LASIK surgery was too expensive to correct his eye sight had the bridge of his glasses permanently pierced into his nose, according to a Local 6 News report.

 

 

  James Sooy was tired of wrestling with his eyeglasses and instead of contacts decided to have a post pierced into his face for permanent lenses.

 

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VIDEO: Permanent Glasses
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"These, you know they are stuck to my face, with the other ones, if they were pulled, they would just come off real simple," Sooy said. "They're easier to work with and there is no safety risks involved."

 

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	Permanent Glasses

 

  Obscurities owner and professional piercer Allen Faulkner said the piercing was like any other.

Sooy said the piercing fit his lifestyle. Most medical experts warn that many piercing procedures could cause permanent damage.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

[wardaddy]

any fool with facial piercing must not be planning on doing much fighting.

[CARDINALRULES]

I was looking at a site about 2 weeks ago about different piercings.

He'll be lucky if his body doesn't reject it and push it up and out of his skin.

There were some horrific pictures of rejections.

You do not want to do a Google picture search. LOL

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Some of the men didn't have to worry that any PA ect. they may have had done would ruin them, I swear that my thumb is bigger than some!

I didn't know if I should be laughing or grossed out...ended up laughing.

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I have several natural skin bridges (that's what I call them), that I can put earrings ect through and have no pain, unless they get pulled out that is.

I've had them since I was a kid, the one on my right thigh is the one I remember putting earrings in all the time.

Other than using an earring to clean them out every so often, I leave them alone and don't wear anything in them.

I would never get a real piercing.

[hoosier_RW_conspirator]

"Obscurities owner and professional piercer "

I don't know about you guys, but this is what I'd long to have on my business card!

[Caipirabob]

Interesting. I am now awaiting the wave of young teenagers who are going to "crazy glue" a telephone to their head because their tired of having to pick it up.

[wingblade]

"SEE YOUR DREAMS AND NIGHTMARES CLEARLY WITH PERMANERD BRAND anti-safety glasses for the masses! No credit check. Must be 18 or over.

*Permanerd not responsible for wind or hail damage."

[MirrorField]

Well I guess it beats hooking up a JATO unit to your old car out in the desert. (An old Darwin award winner)

Sorry, but that old JATO story is an urban legend. See JATO.

[cspackler]

I dont think he asked your opinion.

Nor did I ask for yours, for that matter. But you gave it anyway, as did I.

To each his own?... Absolutely. That still doesn't mean that he isn't a moron.

[Carolinamom]

What's with the dog collar assessory?

[Carolinamom]

assessory = Freudian slip.

[aculeus]

Why stop with eye glasses?

Think car keys, television remote, youngest child (in multi-child families).

[garyhope]

And who says all Texans are "right wing conservatives"?

I have a feeling that the expression "here, hold mah beer and pierce this" was heard shortly before the event.

[yellowhammer]

I dont have a comment about the glasses, but I am updated on NBA scores by looking at those screenshots

[manic4organic]

Ever notice that it's mostly the Goobers of this world that try to call excess attention to themselves? And that it just makes them look more Goobery?

"13 piercings and 11 tattoos are what it takes to get in the game They try so hard to be different but all end up looking the same."

[MeekOneGOP]

Knucklehead ping!

[506trooper]

In other news, Heff N. O’Brane, of Flyspeck WI has replaced his right index finger with the key to his car.

Mr. N. O’Brane explained, he has a habit of locking his keys in his car and estimates he has paid locksmiths more than two thousand dollars over the last five or six years to unlock his vehicle.

N. O’Brane pointed out the time lost while waiting for a locksmith was more aggravating than the cost.

N. O’Brane also pointed out keyed in on the advantage he now has over other nose pickers; “ I don’t stretch my nostrils out as much as others, which will make me more attractive to the ladies of my social circles.”……….BREAKING

[MeekMom]

What an idiot!

[SolidRedState]

"Obscurities owner and professional piercer " I don't know about you guys, but this is what I'd long to have on my business card!

Yeah, and just think about trying to say that after a few too many.

[Hildy]

What an idiot. Are we that lazy that we can't even put on a pair of glasses in the morning and take them off at night? Yikes.

[Hildy]

What an idiot. Are we that lazy that we can't even put on a pair of glasses in the morning and take them off at night? Yikes.

[Fedora]

Didn't Cartman do that on one episode?