Cousin Eddie, is that you?
Posted on 03/27/2005 7:28:47 PM PST by Stoat
LOLOL :)
Think about how often how often in a lifetime of wearing glasses that something gets snagged on your glasses and rips them off your face? Perhaps even leaving scratches and abrasions on your face as you move your head too close to some large, massive object which gets hooked on the frames. Or your were involved in some sporting activity where someone's hand flies by and yanks your glasses off your face, tearing the strap off your neck in the process.
Now think about the same thing happening if your glasses were held on at certain points of your face by being implanted underneath your skin.
This man is going to get his glasses ripped off his face sometime in the future (probably within the next couple of years) and he's going to get his face ripped up badly.
Too bad.
If you can't do it with duct tape, it ain't worth doing at all.
What about when he takes a SHOWER....if he does. What a Numb-nut.
How do I sign up for one of those? I'm a peircing junkie. I have 4 earrings on my left ear, 3 on my right and I'm getting a vibrating tounge ring this summer.
...they should have tried it on prisoners.
I like the car keys idea. Matter of fact, with obesity so prevalent, people could pierce their car keys right on to their 'spare tire'!
Will he take a shower with the glasses on?
Maybe he should ad a couple of glass wipers that run from a mini batteries that hang from his ear...
Cousin Eddie, is that you?
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