Man Pierces Glasses Permanently On Face(yes, of course there are pictures :-))

Local 6 (Florida) ^ | March 22, 2005

[mhking]

I guess the staple gun didn't work, huh?

Just damn.

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[ColdWarNavyVet_dirsup]

hmmm, i like alcohol too much to blame him/her on it ;-)

[Age of Reason]

What a stupid goofball.

[Victoria Delsoul]

Yikes! Looks awful.

[freepatriot32]

gee will this affect his active social life with the ladys :-)

[headstamp]

I'd like to see what Optician made these for him and if he has his liability insurance payed up. After a few years this dude should have a bump the size of a golf ball on the bridge of his nose after it gets infected. There is going to be some load of skived up and scarred people in 20 years with all the piercing being done today.

Regards

[Lijahsbubbe]

He'd forget his head if it wasn't attached to his shoulders.

[bannie]

LOL! Anyone remember the glasses the guy in the Jerk invented?

[BallyBill]

I thought about having a beer can holder attached to my chin for a while.

[Stoat]

gee will this affect his active social life with the ladys :-)

ROTFLMAO!!!!  I'm suspecting that any lady in Texas will have her petite, stylishly-manicured and always-graceful hand on the butt of her sidearm if this freak gets within 100 yards of her.

[John Lenin]

Ouch

[Cobra64]

Guess this jack-ass never heard of "pince-nez."

http://www.gilai.com/scripts/more/ois614-optics_specs-Spectacles-no.html

[Cobra64]

Don't laugh. A friend sent me a pic of some moron with a dozen or more piercings in the little guy. Puke material!

[Senormechanico]

If he had to do something dumb like that, why not just embed a magnet on the bridge of his nose?

[Stoat]

Guess this jack-ass never heard of "pince-nez."

"Sooy said the piercing fit his lifestyle"

When his 'lifestyle' includes piercing various odd parts of 'his' anatomy, I'm guessing that a Traditional, Gentleman's accessory wouldn't even make it onto his lavender radar screen.

[Cobra64]

Should be interesting when he goes for his cranial MRI (since the jerk is so stupid an MRI will be necessary to determine brain loss).

[Jaded]

On a practical note, what happens if he's in a wreck?

[Stoat]

If he had to do something dumb like that, why not just embed a magnet on the bridge of his nose?

It seems obvious to me that your mind has not been irreversibly destroyed by years upon years of excessive amyl nitrate, methamphetamine and other drug usage that this bath-house boy likely has subjected himself to. 

'He' seems compelled to embrace the primitivist piercing 'culture' so very popular among those lacking in the thoughtfulness that you demonstrate.

 

[nuconvert]

I guess not, but I've got to get one of those chains, cuz I'm not having my glasses bolted to my face. I don't care How popular the fad gets....

[Stoat]

On a practical note, what happens if he's in a wreck?

I work in emergency services, and about ten years ago I attended a special class on how to remove piercings from accident and trauma victims.  It can be quite a concern, particularly with tongue and mouth piercings that become dislodged during an auto accident (or a bungee jump) and wind up in the lungs because they went down the trachea.

At the outset, I would of course be worried about lacerations to the immediate region as well as eye injuries from the piercing as well as the 'glasses'.  Any metal parts may also serve to function as leverage against bones, including those of the nose.

All in all, it would slow his treatment in an emergency situation because rescuers would likely be unfamiliar with his particular type of piercing and may be hesitant to proceed with treatment, particularly if the region is covered with blood, at night, and they can't really tell what it is that they're looking at.

Otherwise, it would provide zero benefit to his overall health or ability to gain rapid emergency care.  A resounding negative on all counts in my view.