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Man Pierces Glasses Permanently On Face(yes, of course there are pictures :-))
Local 6 (Florida) ^ | March 22, 2005

Posted on 03/27/2005 7:28:47 PM PST by Stoat

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To: Stoat

Hey, that gives me an idea to prevent condom slippage! Where did I put that awl...


41 posted on 03/27/2005 7:46:13 PM PST by dandi
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To: Stoat

Fearless leader of Moronica! :D


42 posted on 03/27/2005 7:47:43 PM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com)
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To: Stoat

Permanent? Hmmm...what happens when his prescription changes?


43 posted on 03/27/2005 7:48:23 PM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: dandi
Hey, that gives me an idea to prevent condom slippage! Where did I put that awl...

EXCESSIVELY HORRIFIC MENTAL IMAGERY!!

44 posted on 03/27/2005 7:48:56 PM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Libertina

>>>>Apparently he doesn't worry about anyone wanting to get near enough in a moment of passion to remove them ;)...

Since pictures are provided on this thread....

I don't think the moment of passion is a factor :P


45 posted on 03/27/2005 7:49:11 PM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: dandi

Uh-uh. No. If God meant man to have more than one hole running through his penis, He would have put another one in there Himself.


46 posted on 03/27/2005 7:49:32 PM PST by RichInOC (...so many fools to bullwhip, so little time...)
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To: JoeSixPack1

How many people do you know who sleep in their glasses? Will he have to sleep in his? Just wondering. . .


47 posted on 03/27/2005 7:50:55 PM PST by cynblogger
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To: ColdWarNavyVet_dirsup

Alcohol involved?hA.


48 posted on 03/27/2005 7:51:11 PM PST by Recovering Ex-hippie (Conservative & Rational..what a concept!)
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To: Stoat

THat is one ugly chick.

Whazzup with all the rings? Some gay thing?


49 posted on 03/27/2005 7:51:34 PM PST by Big Giant Head (Barring all differences, they're identical.)
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To: nuconvert

I guess they unscrew the old lenses and screw on the new ones.

Still strikes me as a lot more trouble than they're worth.


50 posted on 03/27/2005 7:52:30 PM PST by RichInOC (...so many fools to bullwhip, so little time...)
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To: Stoat

Well I guess it beats hooking up a JATO unit to your old car out in the desert. (An old Darwin award winner)


51 posted on 03/27/2005 7:53:16 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland
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To: Big Giant Head
No, that's one ugly dude.

I know, though...he's not exactly a manly man,is he?

52 posted on 03/27/2005 7:54:11 PM PST by RichInOC (...so many fools to bullwhip, so little time...)
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To: RichInOC

Then it must not be permanent.


53 posted on 03/27/2005 7:54:21 PM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: Libertina
Apparently he doesn't worry about anyone wanting to get near enough in a moment of passion to remove them ;)...

Just a wild guess, but I'll bet you a chocolate sundae with a drambuie chaser that the crowd  this 'man' runs in will think that 'he' is the greatest thing since sliced bread.  His dance card will be full for quite some time  ((((shudder))))

54 posted on 03/27/2005 7:54:45 PM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat

lol


55 posted on 03/27/2005 7:54:55 PM PST by dandi
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To: Big Giant Head

Rings? I didn't even notice. Couldn't get passed the hair. lol.


56 posted on 03/27/2005 7:55:43 PM PST by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
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To: Big Giant Head
Whazzup with all the rings? Some gay thing?

Being a normal, healthy, proudly heterosexual, male stoat, I can't tell you exactly (or even approximately).  My guess is that "he" and "his" buddies think that it's terribly sexy, as they sashay about.  (((((shudder)))))

57 posted on 03/27/2005 7:58:20 PM PST by Stoat (Rice / Coulter 2008: Smart Ladies for a Strong America)
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To: Stoat

Hope can afford the $ for a vasectomy and does not have to go for the cheaper 'alternative'.


58 posted on 03/27/2005 8:00:40 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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To: nuconvert

I guess the old glasses hanging on a chain around the neck deal didn't make the cut?


59 posted on 03/27/2005 8:03:09 PM PST by Lib-Lickers 2
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To: Stoat

He's also so annoyed with lost toothbrushes that he had one permenently welded to his left hand.


60 posted on 03/27/2005 8:03:38 PM PST by Darkwolf377 (When DUmmies said "Not my country" we called them traitors.)
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