Man Pierces Glasses Permanently On Face(yes, of course there are pictures :-))

Local 6 (Florida) ^ | March 22, 2005

[Stoat]

Man Pierces Glasses Permanently On Face

Sooy: LASIK Surgery, Contacts Too Expensive

 

POSTED: 5:36 am EST March 22, 2005

UPDATED: 10:35 am EST March 22, 2005

 

A man in Texas who said LASIK surgery was too expensive to correct his eye sight had the bridge of his glasses permanently pierced into his nose, according to a Local 6 News report.

 

 

  James Sooy was tired of wrestling with his eyeglasses and instead of contacts decided to have a post pierced into his face for permanent lenses.

 

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VIDEO: Permanent Glasses
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"These, you know they are stuck to my face, with the other ones, if they were pulled, they would just come off real simple," Sooy said. "They're easier to work with and there is no safety risks involved."

 

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	Permanent Glasses

 

  Obscurities owner and professional piercer Allen Faulkner said the piercing was like any other.

Sooy said the piercing fit his lifestyle. Most medical experts warn that many piercing procedures could cause permanent damage.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

[dandi]

Hey, that gives me an idea to prevent condom slippage! Where did I put that awl...

[Echo Talon]

Fearless leader of Moronica! :D

[nuconvert]

Permanent? Hmmm...what happens when his prescription changes?

[Stoat]

Hey, that gives me an idea to prevent condom slippage! Where did I put that awl...

EXCESSIVELY HORRIFIC MENTAL IMAGERY!!

[Calpernia]

>>>>Apparently he doesn't worry about anyone wanting to get near enough in a moment of passion to remove them ;)...

Since pictures are provided on this thread....

I don't think the moment of passion is a factor :P

[RichInOC]

Uh-uh. No. If God meant man to have more than one hole running through his penis, He would have put another one in there Himself.

[cynblogger]

How many people do you know who sleep in their glasses? Will he have to sleep in his? Just wondering. . .

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

Alcohol involved?hA.

[Big Giant Head]

THat is one ugly chick.

Whazzup with all the rings? Some gay thing?

[RichInOC]

I guess they unscrew the old lenses and screw on the new ones.

Still strikes me as a lot more trouble than they're worth.

[HereInTheHeartland]

Well I guess it beats hooking up a JATO unit to your old car out in the desert. (An old Darwin award winner)

[RichInOC]

No, that's one ugly dude.

I know, though...he's not exactly a manly man,is he?

[nuconvert]

Then it must not be permanent.

[Stoat]

Apparently he doesn't worry about anyone wanting to get near enough in a moment of passion to remove them ;)...

Just a wild guess, but I'll bet you a chocolate sundae with a drambuie chaser that the crowd  this 'man' runs in will think that 'he' is the greatest thing since sliced bread.  His dance card will be full for quite some time  ((((shudder))))

[dandi]

lol

[nuconvert]

Rings? I didn't even notice. Couldn't get passed the hair. lol.

[Stoat]

Whazzup with all the rings? Some gay thing?

Being a normal, healthy, proudly heterosexual, male stoat, I can't tell you exactly (or even approximately).  My guess is that "he" and "his" buddies think that it's terribly sexy, as they sashay about.  (((((shudder)))))

[finnman69]

Hope can afford the $ for a vasectomy and does not have to go for the cheaper 'alternative'.

[Lib-Lickers 2]

I guess the old glasses hanging on a chain around the neck deal didn't make the cut?

[Darkwolf377]

He's also so annoyed with lost toothbrushes that he had one permenently welded to his left hand.