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Beauty and the Beast (Dave Barry) LOL
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Posted on 04/03/2005 8:27:49 AM PDT by nuconvert
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posted on
04/03/2005 8:27:49 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
To: Boxsford
Here's your Dave Pong. It's a good one
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posted on
04/03/2005 8:38:53 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: nuconvert
Refreshingly true, but I can't say anything(my wife will probably read this, and I'm already in enough trouble).
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posted on
04/03/2005 8:41:16 AM PDT
by
Uh-til-uh
(Rightazrain's twin brother, not a DU plant)
To: nuconvert
"There are many complex psychological and societal reasons, by which I mean Barbie."
A timeless classic...
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posted on
04/03/2005 8:44:47 AM PDT
by
thoughtomator
("The Passion of the Opus" - 2 hours of a FReeper being crucified on his own self-pitying thread)
Comment #5 Removed by Moderator
To: nuconvert
She won't believe you because you married her and anyone that married her couldn't have good taste! LOL!
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posted on
04/03/2005 8:45:41 AM PDT
by
abigail2
('The difficulty of the task is no excuse for avoiding it.' George Bush Inaugural Speech '05)
To: Uh-til-uh
What happened? Did you give the wrong answer to "How do I look?"
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posted on
04/03/2005 8:46:27 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: Baynative
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posted on
04/03/2005 8:47:22 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: nuconvert
Many times, I'm a slow learner!
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posted on
04/03/2005 8:53:30 AM PDT
by
Uh-til-uh
(Rightazrain's twin brother, not a DU plant)
To: abigail2
good example, I posted to the wrong person, Duh-oh!
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posted on
04/03/2005 8:58:20 AM PDT
by
Uh-til-uh
(Rightazrain's twin brother, not a DU plant)
To: Baynative
Make a soapy MohawkI've been sitting here giggling over this whole piece - MGD (MygirlsDad) asked what I was laughing so hard about, so I told him. As to the Mowhawk, he said, "well, I can't do that one anymore, but it used to be fun." To which I replied - "you still can, only now you'd have to do it on you BACK!"
Lucky for me he has a good sense of humor.
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:06:44 AM PDT
by
Mygirlsmom
(I'm a "BINO" Blue -Stater In Name Only!)
To: Baynative
That was
HILARIOUS.
I almost dropped my coffee, I was laughing so hard.
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:09:25 AM PDT
by
LongElegantLegs
(I considered getting highlights; but my smugness is easier to maintain.)
To: nuconvert
ping for wife to read later
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:10:34 AM PDT
by
tall_tex
To: nuconvert
THe only correct reply: "You look fine, hon."
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:13:31 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(Repeal the NFA of '34! the GCA of '68! and the '86 ban!)
To: Baynative
LOL...that was GREAT! I was laughing so hard my five year old asked me what was wrong with me. :)
Thanks for sharing!
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:14:17 AM PDT
by
exnavychick
(There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart?)
To: nuconvert
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:19:57 AM PDT
by
Ditter
To: nuconvert
That is a good one. Thanks for the giggle! :)
My "Brad Pitt look-alike' (in my MIND, anyway) husband is out in the yard right now doing a controlled burn; his favorite Spring chore. He could seriously give Brad a few Lawn Care tips, LOL!
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:25:25 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(Save The Earth. It's The Only Planet With Chocolate.)
To: Baynative
"Does this dress make my.......?"
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:30:10 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(I don't drink and FReep...it just looks that way)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
My "Brad Pitt look-alike' (in my MIND, anyway) husband is out in the yard right now doing a controlled burn; his favorite Spring chore. LOL, I was returning from town yesterday and could see smoke for 30 miles. Coming down the last mile of road, EVERYTHING was fire. It wasn't until I pulled up to my gate that I realized the fire ended at my property line. My next door neighbor was doing his bi-yearly controlled burn on his 5000 acres, unfortunately he didn't tell me. Talk about heart attacks, LOL!
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:38:08 AM PDT
by
ScreamingFist
(Peace through Ignorance)
To: nuconvert
Just tell her, she has a perfect teardrop shape!
WHAP, WHAP.
OW!
I meant perfect hourglass shape.
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posted on
04/03/2005 9:40:58 AM PDT
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(When you compromise with evil, evil wins. AYN RAND)
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