DFU/uncleshag SONG: IF YOU'RE LEAVING, STOP THE DRAMA -- download MP3 mocking the opus writers

DFU/Uncleshag productions | 4-3-05 | Lyrics DFU, Performance Uncleshag

[doug from upland]

Leaving? Stop the Drama

Lyrics by doug from upland/performed by uncleshag
To the tune of J.Denver's
Leavin' on a Jet Plane

Well, you've had enough...the pouting won't stop
You feel just like your head will pop
You write your opus ungramatically

You give reasons why you are out of here
Too bad your thinking's not very clear
You're hoping that some others will agree

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy.

If there's a thread that flamed you bad
And it had made you very mad
I guess a wussy knows what he must do

You just pack it up and that is that
But please don't forget to take your hat
And, by the way, it looks silly on you!

We'll bend over and drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy

Find a place that suits you better
Send FReepmail or an email letter
We won't respond...'cause your account's been banned

You're an egomaniac
Sometimes we think you've been on crack
I guess this song's not what you had planned

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...

So leave and stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...

[NeonKnight]

Thanks shag...great song.

[Kinky]

LOL! Funny and well done!

[Kinky]

I'm still laughing because your singing is so serious while the words are delirious! Great job!

[dutchess]

Oh wow...Way too funny. Can't wait to order my copy of "I've Been Freeped". Is the link up yet????

[doug from upland]

YOU'VE BEEN FREEPED, Vol. 1. There is a clue in my tagline. :)

[RedBloodedAmerican]

To: Nita Nuprez

This brief note is to inform you, that the word "Opus" when used in conjunction with storming off of FR in a huff, is a personally copyrighted trademark of OWK incorporated.

52 Posted on 05/18/2000 06:25:38 PDT by OWK
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[Conspiracy Guy]

LOL

[MeekOneGOP]

:)

[RushCrush]

Heehee!! Thanks DFU! Too funny.

If anyone else wants to leave FR, please ping me so I can bookmark your opus. They are the funniest threads ever!

[FBD]

bump tx for the ping

[FBD]

excellent job! hilarious and succinct

[doug from upland]

Plural is either opera or opuses. Go figure.

o·pus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ps)
n. pl. o·pe·ra (pr-, pr-) or o·pus·es
A creative work, especially a musical composition numbered to designate the order of a composer's works.

It seems that we have really perverted the word.

[doug from upland]

[AZamericonnie]

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :) I wonder if that pic is from the annual mooning of the Amtrack train in CA...

[GodBlessUSA]

Hi Uncleshag and Doug! LOL! If your leaving stop the drama just go cry to your sweet Mama.
Great song! You two are Hilarious! :)

Your singing is Awesome, Unc!!

[doug from upland]

SOURCE OF THE MOONING

[doug from upland]

Here's the AMTRAK mooning ---

HERE IS THEIR WEBSITE --- www.moonamtrak.org

[uncleshag]

Hey doug, my websites were hacked again
this past evening, this song is back up
and ready for action. let me know if
anything else we've posted is missing
a link.

Microsoft Network is listing
"Leaving Stop the Drama" in
the "MY MSN RSS FEEDS".

Eight other aggregators are carrying
it and more tunes to IPods worldwide.
Military Monday's and Today's Canteen
Show are beaming their way into cold
hearts and messed up psyches of
Lib'rals everywhere..

Records show 286 hits since the 4th.

[doug from upland]

What timing. I just linked it for today's new opus.

[antceecee]

Sorta says it all.....