DFU/uncleshag SONG: IF YOU'RE LEAVING, STOP THE DRAMA -- download MP3 mocking the opus writers

DFU/Uncleshag productions | 4-3-05 | Lyrics DFU, Performance Uncleshag

[doug from upland]

Leaving? Stop the Drama

Lyrics by doug from upland/performed by uncleshag
To the tune of J.Denver's
Leavin' on a Jet Plane

Well, you've had enough...the pouting won't stop
You feel just like your head will pop
You write your opus ungramatically

You give reasons why you are out of here
Too bad your thinking's not very clear
You're hoping that some others will agree

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy.

If there's a thread that flamed you bad
And it had made you very mad
I guess a wussy knows what he must do

You just pack it up and that is that
But please don't forget to take your hat
And, by the way, it looks silly on you!

We'll bend over and drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy

Find a place that suits you better
Send FReepmail or an email letter
We won't respond...'cause your account's been banned

You're an egomaniac
Sometimes we think you've been on crack
I guess this song's not what you had planned

We'll bend over, drop our pants...
we don't care to hear your rants
Here's thousands of butt cheeks....do you see?

If you're leaving, stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...

So leave and stop the drama
Just go and cry to your sweet mama
You'll get no sympathy...

[doug from upland]

Way to go, unc!

If anyone wants to link some of the opus posts here, have at it.

[doug from upland]

Do you think FR will still survive? :)

[duck duck goose]

too funny!!!!

[King Prout]

naw... we're doomed!

[doug from upland]

Whoops. I should have put the title as you had it. Sorry.

[freeangel]

That's just too great!

[uncleshag]

NEW song from doug from upland and uncleshag.

[smoothsailing]

WIMP OUT OPUS BUMP!!!!!

[pelikan]

Wait til Tonk hears this one!

[Fawnn]

For probably my first time in FReep history, I clicked on a thread before I got pinged. Already listened to the song and loved it! (Well, I still love it.) ;)

Great job!!!

Bump!

[LibKill]

w00t! Hahahahahaha! Nice one Doug!

[uncleshag]

Thannks!

Cominng from a premiere artist,
I really appreciate it, Fawnn!

[doug from upland]

Without uncleshag, you would just have words.

[tiredoflaundry]

That was just too funny!

[processing please hold]

Good lyrics. It says it all.

[AZamericonnie]

I love it....but what about the "I'm not leaving FR" opus's? Somehow this gif seems fitting....

[LibKill]

Applause for uncleshag as well! I haven't had a good laugh all day until I heard that.

[doug from upland]

Perfect graphic. Thanks.

[uncleshag]

...and so the graphic journey begins!!

Thanks Connie, you have given doug
a new idea and banished me to another
four hours alone in the padded
acoutically treated room.