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Lookin' for a cheap date? Try Wal-Mart
CNN Money ^
| 04/08/2005
| Parija Bhatnagar
Posted on 04/08/2005 12:43:28 PM PDT by BJClinton
The food, makeup, underwear is at "Everyday low prices" but a Wal-Mart "date" could be for free.
Wal-Mart's taking on the role of retail matchmaker to some of its customers.
NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Just when you thought you'd heard it all from the king of discount shopping, Wal-Mart is now pitching itself as the new dating hot spot -- with everyday low prices to boot.
(Excerpt) Read more at money.cnn.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Germany
KEYWORDS: bargain; buymorejunk; cheapjunk; cheapskate; chinacrap; dating; hookup; itsjunkjustbuyit; madeinchina; maidinchina; singles; walmart
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To: cjshapi
*snort-choke-quick avoiding keyboard destrction*
LOL!
61
posted on
04/08/2005 1:58:21 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
("I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor, don't bring me clowns." -misheard lyrics)
To: BJClinton
I wonder if it is discrimination in Germany if they don't have gay, lesbian and transexual nights?
62
posted on
04/08/2005 1:58:53 PM PDT
by
RippleFire
("It's a joke, son!")
To: BJClinton
Blow up dolls from China?
63
posted on
04/08/2005 1:59:11 PM PDT
by
JZelle
To: aft_lizard
Ha,
I know a guy who is as ugly as a toad and a jerk to boot.
That guy got himself a mail order wife from Russia. One day he was a bum, and then ten months later he was a father with a beautiful wife and daughter.
I haven't seen him in a while so now I wonder how that worked out.
64
posted on
04/08/2005 2:00:31 PM PDT
by
Radix
(I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.)
To: Modernman
Add some whiskey and nipple clamps and you've got everything you need for a good weekend.LOL! I think it is pretty obvious what THAT woman is into.
65
posted on
04/08/2005 2:01:48 PM PDT
by
Paul_Denton
(Get the UN out of the US and US out of the UN!)
To: BJClinton
They could adopt K-Mart's tactics: "We have a red light special in aisle 4..."
To: Darksheare
"Somehow, my allergies suddenly seemed the least of concerns." Shoulda known it was you without looking to see. Darks, you seem to be a "weird" magnet. On the other hand, some guys might find the contents of her buggy enticing.
67
posted on
04/08/2005 2:25:07 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
To: VRWCisme
"I've often heard people complain that Walmart is trying to take over the world. It might just be true!" When they start installing "rendevous rooms," it's time to run like h*ll.
68
posted on
04/08/2005 2:28:01 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
To: sweetliberty
Woman to her friend: "Bob and I are trying to have a baby but we're having trouble getting pregnant."
Friend: "Have you tried the Walmart Fertility Department? They have a large selection of fertility treatments at everyday low prices."
69
posted on
04/08/2005 2:36:56 PM PDT
by
VRWCisme
To: Darksheare
Quick glance in her cart reveals the following inventory of duct tape, lacy bras (4 pair), lacy undies (4 pair), various nylons, two romance novels, and a pack of ribbed trojies. ... one gross of bungee cords, 100 feet of nylon rope, a fake bear rug, six tubes of superglue, a planter of cattails, a gallon of Wesson oil, and a tube of lithium grease.
70
posted on
04/08/2005 2:40:48 PM PDT
by
Erasmus
(Sled dogs and Englishmen go out in the midnight sun.)
To: billorites
Latest Greeter's uniform?
71
posted on
04/08/2005 2:42:37 PM PDT
by
Erasmus
(Sled dogs and Englishmen go out in the midnight sun.)
To: cjshapi; Rytwyng; Darksheare
Quick glance in her cart reveals the following inventory of duct tape, lacy bras (4 pair), lacy undies (4 pair), various nylons, two romance novels, and a pack of ribbed trojies.
the duct tape was way out of place with the other items in the cart.
There are 2 schools of thought on that...
Funny!
72
posted on
04/08/2005 3:41:25 PM PDT
by
mlmr
(The Culture of Death will get a lot more deadly before it's done.)
To: Clemenza
Milf's and BBW's...?
Our walmart is a 2 minute walk from the local university...
To: sweetliberty
LOL!
Yeah, I must have some sort of sign in the air above my head that only the truly twisted can see.
Though, to be fair, she didn't ~seem~ twisted.
But I'd still like to know what the duct tape was for.
74
posted on
04/08/2005 4:08:57 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
("I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor, don't bring me clowns." -misheard lyrics)
To: Erasmus
LOL!
Honestly, that would've been less worrisome..
75
posted on
04/08/2005 4:09:44 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
("I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor, don't bring me clowns." -misheard lyrics)
To: mlmr; cjshapi; Rytwyng
What can I say? 9ot much really)
The items were enormously out of synch with each other.
76
posted on
04/08/2005 4:10:30 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
("I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor, don't bring me clowns." -misheard lyrics)
To: Darksheare
The items were enormously out of synch with each other Do I really need to explain what the duct tape is for? Not here, I might get banned...
77
posted on
04/08/2005 4:12:49 PM PDT
by
Rytwyng
(we're here, we're Huguenots, get used to us...)
To: Rytwyng
No, I can probably guess based off of the conversation she struck up.
But still... it was rather.. interesting to see that grouping of items.
78
posted on
04/08/2005 4:18:00 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
("I'll tell you once more before I get off the floor, don't bring me clowns." -misheard lyrics)
To: Deathmonger
"They could adopt K-Mart's tactics: "We have a red light special in aisle 4..." ROTFL!
79
posted on
04/08/2005 5:56:14 PM PDT
by
sweetliberty
(Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.)
To: Darksheare
Do I really need to explain what the duct tape is for? I can probably guess based off of the conversation she struck up.
Oh, do tell....
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posted on
04/09/2005 10:01:18 PM PDT
by
Rytwyng
(we're here, we're Huguenots, get used to us...)
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