Michael Moore in Conclave, running for Pope

RegisteredMedia ^ | 04.18.05 | Registered

[Registered]

Saturday, April 16th, 2005

Wassup?

Friends,

How's it going? Ready for the next step?

Let me know what you've been up to and any ideas you have about what our next move should be (write me at the addresses below).

Meanwhile, I'll be in conclave this week handing out goodie bags and running for pope. Wish me well!

Yours,

Michael Moore

[narby]

Registered. Strikes again!

[octobersky]

LOL, another masterpiece. The snack with dripping condiments was a nice touch, too.

[Registered]

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[Echo Talon]

LOL! good job :D Bloatus Fatasrse

[PandaRosaMishima]

This is too good. But I am holding out for Michael JACKSON for Pope; the only post that could satisify his craving to be loved unconditionally (insert priest jokes here).

[sirthomasthemore]

ITALIAN POLICE ALERT!!! BE ON GUARD!!!

When the SMOKE comes out of the chimney, all of Rome will get high!

[Rakkasan1]

the only smoke will be that of libs blowing smoke up our collective arses.(as they are wont to do)

[Thrusher]

In other news: Michael Moore in Food Court, Running for Chocolate Cake.

[Registered]

In other news: Roto-Rooter lands big Vatican contract.

[TonyM]

Mark my word. When the new conservative Pope is named (and I believe it will be a conservative one) the American mainstream media will somehow try to say that the election was stolen. I would not even put it pass them to try and tie W to it. I know it sounds far fetched, but just wait and see.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

...any ideas you have about what our next move should be

I think Moore's "next move" most likely will involve the following:

The only throne he is likely ever to sit on.

[Unam Sanctam]

Please, not even in jest!

[sourcery]

"Blast you, my son"

[BillyBoy]

Nah, Michael Moore is not running for Pope. He is too busy working on his next documentary, "Karol & Me", in which he accuses "Cardinal Wojtyla" of having "stolen" the 1978 conclave from the "real" Pope. (Incidentially, Moore did not support the "real" Pope, but instead sided with Andrew Greeley as a fringe "third party" candidate who received 1.5% of the vote)

He has photographic evidence of the anti-abortion lobby bribing Cardinals on Wojtyla's behalf. The photos are heavily airbrushed and doctored, but it's the point that counts.

Incidentially, I find your graphic to be in poor taste.

[Registered]

Incidentially, I find your graphic to be in poor taste

And what you just posted was? LOL.

[BillyBoy]

Making fun of the outlandish lies in Michael Moore's "documentaries" in one thing. Showing that fat slob with a cigarette and cheeseburger wearing sacred Christian vestments is another.

[Registered]

Where is the Christian aspect to the vestments? Identify the Christian elements for me.