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US police force to recruit capuchin monkey for 'intelligence' work
The Daily Telegraph (UK) ^
| April 21, 2005
| By Tom Leonard in New York
Posted on 04/21/2005 4:56:39 PM PDT by aculeus
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Capuchins will be issued with radios and cameras.
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posted on
04/21/2005 4:56:39 PM PDT
by
aculeus
To: aculeus
In Mesa? He'll make captain inside of a year.
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posted on
04/21/2005 4:58:46 PM PDT
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(What this country needs is dirtier hands and cleaner minds.)
To: NaughtiusMaximus
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posted on
04/21/2005 4:59:34 PM PDT
by
Dog
To: aculeus
its a idea thats crazy enough to work
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:01:26 PM PDT
by
Charlespg
(Civilization and freedom are only worthy of those who defend or support defending It)
To: aculeus
Well, guess my Arizona-Ex has found work after all...
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:01:31 PM PDT
by
donozark
(ATTENTION MICHAEL MOORE:Please go to the courtesy desk. The forklift you requested is ready!)
To: NaughtiusMaximus
In Mesa? He'll make captain inside of a year. Not true, and very unfair to the City of Mesa.
Any cop who is bribed as cheap as a monkey would be would be on track to rapidly become mayor. Assuming he's a Mormon monkey, of course.
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:02:10 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: LibertarianInExile
ROTFLMAO!! Cracks me up! (Going to go mix a Manhattan.)
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:04:08 PM PDT
by
NaughtiusMaximus
(What this country needs is dirtier hands and cleaner minds.)
To: aculeus
Probably do a better job than F-troop.
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:04:14 PM PDT
by
SENTINEL
(USMC GWI (MY GOD IS GOD, ROCKCHUCKER !!))
To: NaughtiusMaximus
LOL. Yeah, makes me recall "midnight runs" to grab drink at the Hambone out that way.
Used to buy a round for all the Mormons in the bar when I got there. You'd be amazed how many people will claim to be Mormons for a free beer.
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:11:09 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: aculeus
I thought they already had Teddy and Chuckie and Biden and Byrd already working for them.
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:11:14 PM PDT
by
garyhope
To: aculeus
US police force to recruit capuchin monkey for 'intelligence' work
They need someone who can do some 'intelligence' work.
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:12:38 PM PDT
by
jec41
(Screaming Eagle)
To: aculeus
US police force to recruit capuchin monkey for 'intelligence' work
I hear the original memo said to hire Capuchin monks, but something got garbled.
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:15:16 PM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(It's a Zen thing, you know, like how many babies fit in a tire.)
To: aculeus
There they go again...outsourcing management to a bunch of foreign monkeys.
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:23:25 PM PDT
by
ARCADIA
(Abuse of power comes as no surprise)
To: aculeus; NaughtiusMaximus; Dog; LibertarianInExile; Xenalyte; Boazo; Joe 6-pack; speedy; ...
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:24:36 PM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(ATTN. MARXIST RED MSM: I RESENT your "RED STATE" switcheroo using our ELECTORAL MAP as PROPAGANDA!)
To: aculeus
Don't stop there, give them a badge and a small Glock!
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:26:12 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(Let Me Die on My Feet in the Swamp, BUAIDH NO BAS)
To: aculeus
If you give the monkey a badge, a black uniform and a machine gun, he'll qualify as a BATF agent.
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:28:16 PM PDT
by
ASTM36
To: ASTM36
If you give the monkey a badge, a black uniform and a machine gun, he'll qualify as a BATF agent. This is the second time on this thread I've had to correct a problem like this. You are maligning the BATF to imply a capuchin monkey would qualify as a BATF agent.
He'd be a BATF area director, at the very least. Probably a regional director.
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:39:01 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: Xenalyte
They probably got a little overwhelmed watching this movie:
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:42:13 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: Blurblogger
Actually primates are a logical choice for law enforcement as they've been on the side of goodall for a long time. While the badger may seem a more logical choice for police duty, the forces of evil will find the monkeys to be more opposable.
They will probably work for peanuts instead of doughnuts; saving the taxpayers money; however, I'm assuming their taste in coffee will be somewhat more exclusive as they no doubt will prefer....Capuchino.
To: aculeus
Police Commissioner: "I said we need a MONK, you idiots!"
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posted on
04/21/2005 5:44:43 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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