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US police force to recruit capuchin monkey for 'intelligence' work
The Daily Telegraph (UK) ^
| April 21, 2005
| By Tom Leonard in New York
Posted on 04/21/2005 4:56:39 PM PDT by aculeus
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To: LibertarianInExile
To: Bald Eagle777
I dunno, I think a well placed "Move along, or I'll fling poop at you!" would probably be effective in stopping teen loitering.
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:31:48 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: LibertarianInExile
Based on what happened to that guy who got his butt kicked recently by a bunch of malevoloent chimps, better watch out, Lieutenant Monkey can probably kick all our butts!
Oo-oo-oo-AAC-AAC-ACC!
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:32:47 PM PDT
by
Bald Eagle777
(Liberalism is bad news for modern man.)
To: Joe 6-pack
I Gevalia can to the topic, man.
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:33:34 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: aculeus
Can we get a few of these monkeys onto the Florida Supreme Court? Then we would have a chance at somke sensible decision.
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:33:46 PM PDT
by
docbnj
To: docbnj
Nope, monkeys don't belong in court. There are some things even monkeys won't do. For that, we have lawyers.
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:35:25 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: LibertarianInExile
"Sanka very much..." Just bean a good citizen. I suppose you would be steaming if I hit you with a whole latte puns all at once so I'm trying to espress my good will before trouble really starts brewing around here....
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:39:07 PM PDT
by
null and void
(You're in Bloody Hands with Allah State...)
To: LibertarianInExile
I'm gibbon you credit for the monkey puns; the coffee is just one of the perks of the job.
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:46:48 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: Xenalyte
..to hire Capuchin monks.. LOL! :D
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:52:09 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: Joe 6-pack; speedy
I think it's important to java good attitude about the subject. I macacque-ey bastard, but I ain't going to get mad about puns.
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:53:49 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: All
I am too sleepy to be as punny as all y'all, but I sure do love this thread.
Don't go blessing my heart or nothin like that.
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:58:50 PM PDT
by
Judith Anne
(Thank you St. Jude for favors granted.)
To: LibertarianInExile
There are some things even monkeys won't do. For that, we have lawyers...LOL! :D
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posted on
04/21/2005 6:58:57 PM PDT
by
skinkinthegrass
(Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
To: LibertarianInExile; speedy
Alright, you two have put me through the grinder on the coffee puns so I'll lait off for now. If we must hang with the monkey thing (which btw, I find very primate-ive) I guess I'll tail along for now even if you are all being very Fossey.
To: LibertarianInExile; Joe 6-pack
It's always good to have a cup-ple of topics to pun on simultaneously. If Yuban one subject, it limits our fun.
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:03:06 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: aculeus
Members of the special weapons and tactics (SWAT) unit in Mesa, Arizona, believe that a capuchin monkey, dressed in a bullet-proof jacket and equipped with a two-way radio and video camera, could prove an invaluable reconnaissance tool. Absolutely. The little ape should be able to grab 2 or 3 boxes of Munchkins while the clerk is pouring the coffee.
To: speedy; LibertarianInExile
I'm glad you kona understand my point of view.
To: LibertarianInExile; speedy; Xenalyte
As long as you're going to
hang out. I was afraid you'd
Colobus to get away.
Boy, that was a hard one to work in. : )
But I'm glad Xenalyte is here. I weren't already married, she'd be the gorilla my dreams.
And I didn't imply you were a gorilla, Xena. Don't think me a baboon. My wife's in Texas for a funeral and I'm getting a little antsy to use the ol' man' drill. After a week without her, it's got so much vervet needs a little relief.
By the way, I hear they are running a new study of sleep problems using primates at Texas A&M, out your way. The program is being called Chimp-and-z's.
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:11:01 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
To: dighton; general_re; Charles Henrickson
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:16:19 PM PDT
by
aculeus
(Ceci n'est pas une tag line.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Even at the United Nations, the puns will turn toward coffee anon.
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posted on
04/21/2005 7:26:25 PM PDT
by
speedy
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