ZOT!!! Different location of hair, same electrolysis.

Minivan dweller ^

[A Scary Amount of Chest Hair]

I just heard that Bush and company is trying to pass a law that adds extra taxs to cheap beer like Milwaukee best and naturl light. He is going to raise the taxs on these bears by a nikel so he can recoop his money loses in the irag war. He and his old guys party the repitleublicans want to sock to the little guy and college guys like me who can only offord cheap bear and not the good stuff like all you chumps drink that sam adems and budwizer and coors lite and other big shot drinks. Give me a brake. Bush is not going to tax those bears because all his rich buddys drike them so he will tax all the people that didnt vote for him in the erection of 04. It is pay back for us not cow towing to his right wing aganda that only serves to destory the poor and working stifs like me and my mom and dad. So when I go to by some natey lite toniht with my fake id (scew the govement!!!) I will stock up and by maybe 3 or4 cases to hold me over so Bush won't be able to tax me and my bear and get himself out of that mess of a war in the muddle east. If I were you I would do the same and show Bush and his company of hooligans that we can't be taxed and tricked like little cirus animals that are beaten to dance and do tricks for use humans. Have a good day and don't let them know your on to them, that you know that they are trying to keep us down. Slowly now slowly we turn the tide!!!!

Mod note: What more could we mods possibly do that public edyookashun hasn't already done to this poor young man?

[Darksheare]

Saw a Bear Whizz Beer teeshirt out at the Lawton Mall back in 1996.
I grabbed my ballcap at the same place I saw the shirt.
Ballcap says "A predator's eyes are always in front."

[Knitting A Conundrum]

I really need some new zots.

[tiamat]

That's a good hat.

I have no patience with vegetarians.

If i wasn't meant to eat meat, my teeth wouldn't be sharp and my eyes would be on the sides of my head!

(and i wouldn't own a grill!)

[Jaded]

A hairy man chest did you say? hmmmm?

[antceecee]

Butt ugly and can't spell... guess you'll be going far in life.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Yeah!

The hat is a "No Fear" hat, and it says on the inside of the hat, "Beaten paths are for beaten men."

I was wearing the hat and out with some friends (ancient history this is) and a bubbly young thing reads the hat gets a lightbulb over her head and says, "Are you a predator?"


Her friends didn't let her live it down for the rest of the evening.

[b4its2late]

[zip]

and college guys like me

Hey boy, third grade isn't college. Cripes, grow up and then come back and post.

[tiamat]

I was wearing the hat and out with some friends (ancient history this is) and a bubbly young thing reads the hat gets a lightbulb over her head and says, "Are you a predator?"


Her friends didn't let her live it down for the rest of the evening.

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Oh Lord.

And you didn't sidle up and ask her: " So WHERE are my eyes...?"

[Darksheare]

Didn't have to.
She thought about it for a few seconds, and her friends started laughing, and then she turned red and sidled off.
*sigh*

Guess she wasn't that interested.

[R. Scott]

0.08???!!!!!
That belongs on Ripley's Believe it of Not!

[tiamat]

She was mortified, more likely..

Don't feel bad.

You need one that has has a brain...

[Darksheare]

LOL!

Yeah, the air-headed giggling kinda got to me.
"hee-hee-hee-hee.. you wanna do what? hee-heee-heee-heee!"
*gritting teeth*

[Flyer]

Next time you come back would you FReepmail me before you post your thread?

I really, really don't like getting in on the fun so late when all the good lines have been taken.

pee ess - did you notice Bush isn't taxing cocaine? That's because he and Osama still toot together.

[johnb838]

All that good stufff... Like Bidwizewr! Gotta love it!

[Fintan]

 

Since I haven't a clue what you're talking about, I'm posting a picture of a PETA Mom feeding her child to an alligator.

[Ichneumon]

Please pass this on to others of like mind!!!!

Here's one now:

[SmithL]

Lookie, no more chest hair:

[FatherofFive]

Just for fun, I signed up at the DUmmy site to post. The lack of cogent thought or logic in arguments was surpassed only by the profanity used against the Pope.

[Marie Antoinette]

Thought you'd appreciate a ping to the amusing illiterate hirsute one's zot thread.

This *has* to be a put-on. Nobody is this dumb. Right?