Elton John Feuding over Marriage Rumors (Vanity and Just Utter Twaddle!)

Pugbus.net ^ | Timeless 2005 | By Chip Hilton

[martin_fierro]

Sir Elton’s target this time is The Sun

Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Him.

[fight_truth_decay]

..was five hundred names strong and had fifteen dead people on it.”

..not to be confused with the Democratic voter list...

[sgtbono2002]

Sir Elton John. Every time I hear him called that it reminds me of how low England has sunk.

[Bethbg79]

LOL! Thanks Star..I needed that. :-)

[scott says]

Just Shut Up!!!

[wbill]

"It's unnatural."

If falling in love with a woman, marrying her, having kids, and making a happy life with my family is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Whatta maroon. Classic case of a washed up pop star believing his own press releases.

[dynoman]

"Steaming horse droppings" Eh?

What is it called when two gay men have sex?

Makin' poopie.

[Mr. K]

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[FreeManWhoCan]

His new Peach Tree Road CD is pretty good..

[RichInOC]

Elton is a legendary twad.

[TightyRighty]

he has stuck a forked tongue into Robbie Williams, Rod Stewart, George Michael, Boy George, George Clooney, Madonna, Cher, Bono, John Blair, Prince Charles, Prince, and Michael Jackson.

I wish they could have rephrased that!

[RichInOC]

During the last few turbulent years he has stuck a forked tongue into Robbie Williams, Rod Stewart, George Michael, Boy George, George Clooney, Madonna, Cher, Bono, John Blair, Prince Charles, Prince, and Michael Jackson.

They forgot Macaulay Culkin and Bubbles the Wonder Chimp.

[Fawnn]

The Diva is too predictable, which is the only "natural" thing about him.

I enjoyed the Dan Rather story. (I'd questions its total accuracy, but I guess for the story, it was probably more effective having his claim to fame be that orgasm during a hurricane; that was at least honest reporting. Howevr, his reporting of Dallas school children reaction to the Kennedy assassination is what gained his national attention from the powers-that-be who put him where he was. [My sources will neither confirm nor deny whether or not he was fully clothed when he filed that report.])

[donozark]

48% of Britons want Camilla Parker Bowles to be Queen. But 52% of Britons want Elton John to be Queen...

[John Lenin]

The guy has turned into a raving lunatic.

Liberalism =Mental Illness

[expatpat]

"Elton John Feuding over Marriage Rumors"

Why are Elton and John feuding? Did Elton start it, or was it John? Or is it a schizophrenic rock-star feuding with himself?

[freekitty]

Is Elton John really important to anyone but himself?

[Contra]

Did Elton really say those things, especially about his boyfriend wanting a woman as being "unnatural?" This stuff is too good to make up, you couldn't write a comedy skit this good. And they call him a "pop diva" and "dame." Wouldn't the gay men in the US say that's offensive, referring to him as a diva and dame? Man, you got Michael Jackson and Elton and all I can think of is that these weirdos remind me of liberals who oppose Bush, conservatives and Republicans and it's no wonder they get trounced on Election Day. I laugh at these weirdos, maybe I shouldn't laugh but be sickened, however, I can't help but be entertained by them.

[LibertarianInExile]

That song is on my short list for two of the most inane lines ever:

"If I was a sculptor, but then again, no"

WTF? Then again, NO? Didn't you proofread this song before you published it?

"You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue"

The things you do are green or blue?? WTF does that mean?

Might as well be Jabberwocky, except that was INTENDED to be doggerel, and humorously silly.

[MikeD]

Um, everyone realizes this is satire, right? Not that EJ doesn't have a history with the Sun *and* with telling people off...