[fight_truth_decay]

Just twaddle where "the authors obscure the line between the real with the surreal". And if this story isn't your cup of Twining's tea , then Dan Rather Going to Naked News(AARP)" just might.

[EQAndyBuzz]

"Says ex-manager and ex-lover John Reid, with whom Sir Elton has also feuded, “The old poufter certainly has anger management issues. He’s a serial feuder. That’s why he needs to shop so much. It’s his way of relaxing.” "

Oh well, guess he won't be able to work at the U.N.

[Niteranger68]

"Pop diva Elton John...."

I lost it right there!

[RushCrush]

"Twaddle" is an interesting choice of words, considering the content of the article. ;)

[StarCMC]

I am LMAO. I don't even know where to start!

Hey Bethy - check this out. Good for a laff.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Pop diva? WTH? OK, so the "diva" is PMS'ing that his, errm her bri....err groomsman is cheating on him...err, her.

In other news, Winnie The Pooh got his hand stuck in the honey jar and was reported to have said "Oh, bother".

[reagan_fanatic]

If the star-crossed lovers do get their knickers in a bunch, Queenie can always fall back on his Boy Scout gig...

[scab4faa]

The very notion is insulting. It's unnatural

Excuse me? What f'ing planet are you from?

[trillabodilla]

Elton disgusts me. He is a disgusting pig.

Too bad, I used to consider him a very gifted musician.

Can't get past the disgusting pig part now.

[Abathar]

“Sure, David and I are apart a lot, but there’s no way he would ever look to a woman, let alone some Canadian bacon, for affection. The very notion is insulting. It's unnatural.”

I think some has to sit ol' Elton down and explain to him exactly what the definition of "natural" and "unnatural" is.

[tiredoflaundry]

[mountaineer]

“Bullocks! Utter twaddle! Steaming horse droppings!” thundered Sir Elton

I'm sorry, but anyone who talks like this deserves everything that comes his way.

[CheneyChick]

“Dame Elton’s just got his knickers in a twist because Camilla’s the official queen of England,”

Now that's funny.

[martin_fierro]

Sir Elton’s target this time is The Sun

Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Him.

[sgtbono2002]

Sir Elton John. Every time I hear him called that it reminds me of how low England has sunk.

[scott says]

Just Shut Up!!!

[dynoman]

"Steaming horse droppings" Eh?

What is it called when two gay men have sex?

Makin' poopie.

[RichInOC]

Elton is a legendary twad.

[TightyRighty]

he has stuck a forked tongue into Robbie Williams, Rod Stewart, George Michael, Boy George, George Clooney, Madonna, Cher, Bono, John Blair, Prince Charles, Prince, and Michael Jackson.

I wish they could have rephrased that!

[RichInOC]

During the last few turbulent years he has stuck a forked tongue into Robbie Williams, Rod Stewart, George Michael, Boy George, George Clooney, Madonna, Cher, Bono, John Blair, Prince Charles, Prince, and Michael Jackson.

They forgot Macaulay Culkin and Bubbles the Wonder Chimp.

[Fawnn]

The Diva is too predictable, which is the only "natural" thing about him.

I enjoyed the Dan Rather story. (I'd questions its total accuracy, but I guess for the story, it was probably more effective having his claim to fame be that orgasm during a hurricane; that was at least honest reporting. Howevr, his reporting of Dallas school children reaction to the Kennedy assassination is what gained his national attention from the powers-that-be who put him where he was. [My sources will neither confirm nor deny whether or not he was fully clothed when he filed that report.])