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Aggressive Squirrels Target Portland Hikers (my title)
FOX 5 News Atlanta | 5/1/2005 | FOX 5 News Atlanta

Posted on 05/01/2005 8:02:28 PM PDT by Sender

Just heard on local news...aggressive gray squirrels have been bothering Portland, Oregon hikers in backwoods areas. They have hissed, attacked and even bitten hikers. Not sure why they are suddenly aggressive. Maybe they are conservative, nut-storing squirrels.


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1 posted on 05/01/2005 8:02:29 PM PDT by Sender
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To: Sender

Too many lefties building their unnatural nature trails out in the woods makes for some testy nut lovers.


2 posted on 05/01/2005 8:03:25 PM PDT by vpintheak (Liberal = The antithesis of Freedom and Patriotism)
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To: Sender

Damn those aggressive gay squirrels, is there no stopping them?

Oh, GRAY squirrels! Nevermind!


3 posted on 05/01/2005 8:04:44 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (Dijon-vu - - the same ol' mustard as yesterday)
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4 posted on 05/01/2005 8:05:06 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: SAMWolf; snippy_about_it

Ya'll been spiking the bird seed again?


5 posted on 05/01/2005 8:07:49 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Converting trees into blueprints as fast as I can.)
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To: vpintheak

Years ago, when I was a log-cutter, the little bastards would throw pine/fir/spruce cones at me -- the hard, little solid ones that hadn't splayed open yet. They would just rain them down on me. It was kinda cute, but it made me glad I was wearing a hardhat. I felt kinda guilty, cutting down their homes; but I got over it :)


6 posted on 05/01/2005 8:10:08 PM PDT by Migraine
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To: sweetliberty

I just sent you mail with a squirrel picture. I think this one might be related to the Portland squirrels.

Timing is everything, I just took the picture today, sent it to you, then saw this thread!


7 posted on 05/01/2005 8:10:51 PM PDT by null and void (The Republican Party is the France of politics - Lazamataz's Opus 4/26/05)
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To: Lazamataz

Squirel Busters to the rescue.......

8 posted on 05/01/2005 8:11:17 PM PDT by umgud (FR, NASCAR, NRA, GOP)
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To: Sender

Exploding toads, aggressive squirrels... you watch, the next thing is gonna be flying snakes.


9 posted on 05/01/2005 8:11:48 PM PDT by Nick Danger (Honey, Intel wants to go outside)
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To: Sender
"They have hissed, attacked and even bitten hikers. Not sure why they are suddenly aggressive."

They are positively DEMOCRAT squirrels, suffering from P.E.S.T. syndrome!

10 posted on 05/01/2005 8:12:58 PM PDT by de Buillion (God bless John Moses Browning and the NRA)
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To: vpintheak
Too many lefties building their unnatural nature trails out in the woods makes for some testy teste nut lovers.
11 posted on 05/01/2005 8:13:54 PM PDT by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on.....)
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To: Professional Engineer; SAMWolf

LOL. Hey we provide top quality critter crunch to our critters, they're "Super Squirrels".


12 posted on 05/01/2005 8:14:14 PM PDT by snippy_about_it (Fall in --> The FReeper Foxhole. America's History. America's Soul.)
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To: umgud

The best part about MY solution is you can electrify the squirrels again and again for hours, giving the children a whole afternoon of entertainment.


13 posted on 05/01/2005 8:15:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: Sender
That's one mean squirrel!


14 posted on 05/01/2005 8:15:16 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (When you lose your fear, you become the people you envied.)
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To: de Buillion
Holy crap, I think you're right!!!


15 posted on 05/01/2005 8:15:35 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Proud infidel since 1970.)
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"Nobody messes with MY nuts!!"
16 posted on 05/01/2005 8:16:17 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (It takes all kinds of critters...to make Farmer Vincents fritters)
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17 posted on 05/01/2005 8:16:36 PM PDT by Liberty Wins (Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of all who threaten it.)
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To: sweetliberty
This guy:

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I'm pretty sure it's a guy...

18 posted on 05/01/2005 8:16:59 PM PDT by null and void (The Republican Party is the France of politics - Lazamataz's Opus 4/26/05)
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To: Nick Danger
Exploding toads, aggressive squirrels... you watch, the next thing is gonna be flying snakes.

Too late. The Aztlan people worship Quetzalcoatl, the flying snake.

19 posted on 05/01/2005 8:17:19 PM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: Sender
"You want some of this, tough guy?!?!"


20 posted on 05/01/2005 8:18:02 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (Proud infidel since 1970.)
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