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School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown
MSNBC (NBC News Network) ^
| April 29, 2005
Posted on 05/02/2005 9:53:06 AM PDT by Asphalt
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Hope this hasn't been posted. I did a search.
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:53:10 AM PDT
by
Asphalt
To: Asphalt
The huge burrito only becomes a weapon after ingestion.
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:54:01 AM PDT
by
ladtx
( "Remember your regiment and follow your officers." Captain Charles May, 2d Dragoons, 9 May 1846)
To: Asphalt
When burritos are outlawed, only outlaws will have burritos........
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:55:12 AM PDT
by
Dems_R_Losers
(Barbara Boxer is deeply saddened......)
To: Asphalt
Can I be the first to say it, please, please?
Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:55:14 AM PDT
by
pa mom
To: Asphalt
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:55:16 AM PDT
by
mcg1969
To: Asphalt
YOU!!! DROP THE BURRITO AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY!!!
To: Asphalt
"...I have a new nickname now: Burrito Boy."
To his dying day...
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:55:59 AM PDT
by
Captain Rhino
("If you will just abandon logic, these things will make a lot more sense to you!")
To: Asphalt
A 30-inch burrito IS a waepon.
To: ladtx
To: Asphalt
LOL!
What came to mind was my NBC training during basic, don pro-mask and shout "Gas! Gas! Gas!" then go to MOPP4.
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:56:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(You too can own your very own Bad Idea by Darksheare! Inquire within!)
To: mcg1969
well. I did do a search, and didn't get anything. I'm wondering if some computers don't take well to the search engine or what, because that has happened before.
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:57:08 AM PDT
by
Asphalt
(Three can keep a secret if two are dead.)
To: RegulatorCountry
Around here they call them trunks as in elephant. I would thunk they would be common in NM also.
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:57:56 AM PDT
by
eastforker
(Under Cover FReeper going dark(too much 24))
To: Asphalt
I can understand why the Police were called in. Who eats guacamole? More importantly, where does guacamole come from? Is it manmade?
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:58:28 AM PDT
by
IronChefSakai
(Life, Liberty, and Limited Government!)
To: mcg1969
Your search result points to this thread.
To: Asphalt
Spent last week in Houston, TX eating some of these weapons. Almost killed my wife the night of my return.
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posted on
05/02/2005 9:59:09 AM PDT
by
bmwcyle
(Washington DC RINO Hunting Guide)
To: IronChefSakai
" More importantly, where does guacamole come from?"
The same slimy place banana daquiris come from, I'd guess.
To: Asphalt; mhking
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posted on
05/02/2005 10:00:36 AM PDT
by
steveegg
(Bring back Hoosier, Firestone; SOMEBODY to get Badyear off their duffs and make a good tire.)
To: HEY4QDEMS
Your search result points to this thread.Of course it does---that and several others about the runaway burrito.
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posted on
05/02/2005 10:01:25 AM PDT
by
mcg1969
To: Asphalt
Drop the Chalupa ...NOW!
To: ChefKeith; glock rocks; WestCoastGal; NormsRevenge
No wonder why at the tracks I've been at, there's no burritos :-)
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posted on
05/02/2005 10:01:58 AM PDT
by
steveegg
(Bring back Hoosier, Firestone; SOMEBODY to get Badyear off their duffs and make a good tire.)
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