Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin

Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

[Texas_Jarhead]

I thinks it sad to watch so many FReepers pillory MM simply because she espouses a higher public communication etiquette. They did it yesterday on a similar thread and this one looks almost identical. They use the same tactics the leftists employ against those with which they disagree. All we need now is for Peach to come around and denounce the "Taliban" wing of conservatives and the duplication will be complete.

[Righty_McRight]

Game over man! Her poll numbers may plummet to 80% because of this! OH NO!! How will the president win his third term with this handicap?

[bonfire]

Because you can't milk ANYTHING that's male.

[Lazamataz]

BTW can anyone explain to me why the horse being male is funnier than it being a female?

Because it's funny trying to watch them open beers and operate a remote with those big clumsy hoofs.

[brytlea]

It takes all kinds.
Actually, it doesn't TAKE all kinds, there just ARE all kinds! :) susie

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Congratulations, Michelle. You've just "won" yourself one of these:

[blues_guitarist]

The General is sorry to be informed that the foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing, a vice hitherto little known in our American Army is growing into fashion. He hopes that the officers will, by example as well as influence, endeavor to check it and that both they and the men will reflect that we can little hope of the blessing of Heaven on our army if we insult it by our impiety and folly. Added to this it is a vice so mean and low without any temptation that every man of sense and character detests and despises it.

--George Washington

[Skooz]

LOL!!

Superb post.

[woofie]

This is my recent analysis of humor:

As you can see no where is there room for jokes about milking horses.

[Skooz]

So, anyone who does not worship at the altar of South Park and potty humor has no sense of humor? No one laughed before 1997?

[brytlea]

So, it's not a penis joke?
susie

[dts32041]

I didn't hear the joke, but it could be along the lines of one of my cousins asking about the cattle we were raising I stated Herefords, he immediate response where are the himfords.

I suppose in there would a joke about masturbation.

City folks sheesh.

[bonfire]

no. no. no.

[brytlea]

Because it's funny trying to watch them open beers and operate a remote with those big clumsy hoofs.
Ok, now THAT made me laugh. Thank you!
susie

[Rebelbase]

" Just when we start gaining ground some holier-than-thou type tries to divide the group."

There's a bunch of characters here at FR.

[Lazamataz]

The General is sorry to be informed that the foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing, a vice hitherto little known in our American Army is growing into fashion.

I want them to do a South Park episode about this.

And I want them to drop the f-bomb during it.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

So, anyone who does not worship at the altar of South Park and potty humor has no sense of humor? No one laughed before 1997?

So, I stated, point blank, it was necessary to "worship at the altar" of South Park? I stated, categorically, that "no one laughed before 1997"...?

Oh, wait. No. These are just your straw men scattered all over the place, aren't they? Pick them back up, please; littering is inherently passive-aggressive.

[Lazamataz]

Ok, now THAT made me laugh. Thank you!

:o)

[Pyro7480]

Who exactly is being divisive? The ones who are pointing out the lowering of the standards, or the people who are calling such people "prudes?"

[Tulane]

Hey Dan...I think South Park is funny and I am a Republican...deal with it...