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Why I'm not a 'South Park Conservative', by Michelle Malkin
Townhall.com ^ | May 4, 2005 | Michelle Malkin

Posted on 05/04/2005 5:59:04 AM PDT by OESY

I'll get to First Lady Laura Bush's bawdy stand-up routine in a minute. But I want to highlight a related new book out about how young conservatives are shaking up the dominant liberal media culture. It's called "South Park Conservatives." My name is listed on the cover along with many other (mostly) right-leaning pundits, websites, and bloggers, but I must confess to having mixed feelings about the honor.

The best-selling book's author, Brian C. Anderson of the Manhattan Institute, writes a fun, breezy survey documenting the rise of talk radio, FOX News, the Internet, conservative publishing, and college Republican activism. Anderson's chapter on the success of conservative talk radio and the abysmal failure of liberal Air America to replicate it is incisive. Another chapter on the blogosphere (alone worth the price of the book) gives readers a useful history of the explosion of news, opinion, and political websites that have smashed the left-wing media monopoly.

But how did such a wide-ranging list of individuals and organizations -- Anderson's book cover includes the names of conservative-leaning Internet pioneer Matt Drudge and center-left journalist Mickey Kaus, the libertarian Tech Central Station, the culturally conservative WorldNetDaily, political upstart Arnold Schwarzenegger and political chameleon Andrew Sullivan, plus Ann Coulter, Laura Ingraham, and myself, along with a feature blurb from Jonah Goldberg -- all get lumped under the umbrella term "South Park Conservatives"?

Anderson argues that Comedy Central's cartoon series "South Park" embodies the "fiercely anti-liberal comedic spirit" of the "new media" from Kaus to Coulter. The cartoon, he writes, reflects a "post-liberal counterculture" that is "particularly appealing to the young, however much it might offend older conservatives."

Well, I'm 34 and no fan of "South Park." I have many good friends who are indeed huge boosters of the show, but I find that the characters' foul language overwhelms any entertainment I might otherwise derive from the show's occasional, right-leaning iconoclastic themes.

"South Park" may be "politically incorrect." But "politically incorrect" is not always a synonym for "conservative."

My discomfort with "South Park's" increasingly mainstream vulgarity is not a matter of nitpicking. We're not just talking about a stray curse word here or there. As liberal New York Times columnist Frank Rich points out, "South Park" "holds the record for the largest number of bleeped-out repetitions (162) of a single four-letter expletive in a single television half-hour." That's probably about the same number of profanities uttered at John Kerry's infamous New York City celebrity fundraiser last summer, which Republicans rightly condemned for its excessive obscenities.

Rich is wrong about most things, but he's painfully on target in noting the incongruous pandering now taking place by some in the cool-kids clique on the Right. Conservatives criticize Hollywood relentlessly, but as Rich notes, "the embarrassing reality is that they want to be hip, too."

Which brings me to Mrs. Bush. She demonstrated at the celebrity-studded White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend that you can entertain without being profane. Most of her humor was just right: Edgy but not over the edge. But her off-color stripper and horse jokes crossed the line. Can you blame Howard Stern for feeling peeved and perplexed? And let's face it: If Teresa ("I'm cheeky!") Heinz Kerry had delivered Mrs. Bush's First Lady Gone Mildly Wild routine, social conservative pundits would be up in arms over her bad taste and lack of dignity.

The First Lady resorting to horse masturbation jokes is not much better than Whoopi Goldberg trafficking in dumb puns on the Bush family name. It was wholly unnecessary.

Self-censorship is a conservative value. In a brilliant commencement speech at Hillsdale College last year, Heritage Foundation president Ed Feulner called on his audience to resist the coarsened rhetoric of our time: "If we are to prevail as a free, self-governing people, we must first govern our tongues and our pens. Restoring civility to public discourse is not an option. It is a necessity."

Lighten up, you say? No thanks. I'd rather be a G-rated conservative who can only make my kids giggle than a "South Park"/"Desperate Housewives" conservative whose goal is getting Richard Gere and Jane Fonda to snicker. Giving the Hollyweird Left the last laugh is not my idea of success.


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To: OESY

I thinks it sad to watch so many FReepers pillory MM simply because she espouses a higher public communication etiquette. They did it yesterday on a similar thread and this one looks almost identical. They use the same tactics the leftists employ against those with which they disagree. All we need now is for Peach to come around and denounce the "Taliban" wing of conservatives and the duplication will be complete.


41 posted on 05/04/2005 6:31:04 AM PDT by Texas_Jarhead (To hell with Mexico, its policies, and its leaders)
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To: RushCrush

Game over man! Her poll numbers may plummet to 80% because of this! OH NO!! How will the president win his third term with this handicap?


42 posted on 05/04/2005 6:31:11 AM PDT by Righty_McRight
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To: brytlea

Because you can't milk ANYTHING that's male.


43 posted on 05/04/2005 6:31:25 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: brytlea
BTW can anyone explain to me why the horse being male is funnier than it being a female?

Because it's funny trying to watch them open beers and operate a remote with those big clumsy hoofs.

44 posted on 05/04/2005 6:31:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: RushCrush
It takes all kinds.
Actually, it doesn't TAKE all kinds, there just ARE all kinds! :) susie
45 posted on 05/04/2005 6:32:06 AM PDT by brytlea (Yes, there are Republican teachers...)
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To: OESY
Congratulations, Michelle. You've just "won" yourself one of these:


46 posted on 05/04/2005 6:32:12 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: OESY
The General is sorry to be informed that the foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing, a vice hitherto little known in our American Army is growing into fashion. He hopes that the officers will, by example as well as influence, endeavor to check it and that both they and the men will reflect that we can little hope of the blessing of Heaven on our army if we insult it by our impiety and folly. Added to this it is a vice so mean and low without any temptation that every man of sense and character detests and despises it.

--George Washington

47 posted on 05/04/2005 6:32:15 AM PDT by blues_guitarist (http://mundane-noodle.blogspot.com)
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To: Texas_Jarhead

LOL!!

Superb post.


48 posted on 05/04/2005 6:32:17 AM PDT by Skooz (Jesus Christ Set Me Free of Drug Addiction in 1985. Thank You, Lord.)
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To: OESY
This is my recent analysis of humor:

As you can see no where is there room for jokes about milking horses.

49 posted on 05/04/2005 6:32:28 AM PDT by woofie (I am so not kidding.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

So, anyone who does not worship at the altar of South Park and potty humor has no sense of humor? No one laughed before 1997?


50 posted on 05/04/2005 6:33:50 AM PDT by Skooz (Jesus Christ Set Me Free of Drug Addiction in 1985. Thank You, Lord.)
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To: bonfire

So, it's not a penis joke?
susie


51 posted on 05/04/2005 6:35:07 AM PDT by brytlea (Yes, there are Republican teachers...)
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To: sd-joe
I didn't hear the joke, but it could be along the lines of one of my cousins asking about the cattle we were raising I stated Herefords, he immediate response where are the himfords.

I suppose in there would a joke about masturbation.

City folks sheesh.

52 posted on 05/04/2005 6:35:42 AM PDT by dts32041 (Two words that shouldn't be used in the same sentence Grizzly bear and violate.)
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To: brytlea

no. no. no.


53 posted on 05/04/2005 6:35:50 AM PDT by bonfire (dwindler)
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To: Lazamataz
Because it's funny trying to watch them open beers and operate a remote with those big clumsy hoofs.
Ok, now THAT made me laugh. Thank you!
susie
54 posted on 05/04/2005 6:36:04 AM PDT by brytlea (Yes, there are Republican teachers...)
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To: RushCrush

" Just when we start gaining ground some holier-than-thou type tries to divide the group."

There's a bunch of characters here at FR.


55 posted on 05/04/2005 6:36:17 AM PDT by Rebelbase (The Republican Party is the France of politics--Lazamataz)
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To: blues_guitarist
The General is sorry to be informed that the foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing, a vice hitherto little known in our American Army is growing into fashion.

I want them to do a South Park episode about this.

And I want them to drop the f-bomb during it.

56 posted on 05/04/2005 6:37:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: Skooz
So, anyone who does not worship at the altar of South Park and potty humor has no sense of humor? No one laughed before 1997?

So, I stated, point blank, it was necessary to "worship at the altar" of South Park? I stated, categorically, that "no one laughed before 1997"...?

Oh, wait. No. These are just your straw men scattered all over the place, aren't they? Pick them back up, please; littering is inherently passive-aggressive.

57 posted on 05/04/2005 6:37:39 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("As a conservative site, Free Republic is pro-G-d, PRO-LIFE..." -- FR founder Jim Robinson)
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To: brytlea
Ok, now THAT made me laugh. Thank you!

:o)

58 posted on 05/04/2005 6:38:08 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Not Elected Pope Since 4/19/2005.)
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To: Rebelbase; RushCrush; BibChr

Who exactly is being divisive? The ones who are pointing out the lowering of the standards, or the people who are calling such people "prudes?"


59 posted on 05/04/2005 6:38:24 AM PDT by Pyro7480 ("All my own perception of beauty both in majesty and simplicity is founded upon Our Lady." - Tolkien)
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To: BibChr

Hey Dan...I think South Park is funny and I am a Republican...deal with it...


60 posted on 05/04/2005 6:38:30 AM PDT by Tulane
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