Posted on 05/11/2005 3:19:17 PM PDT by Rakkasan1
EDITOR'S NOTE: Portions of this article could offend some readers.
Preparations for a Sunday morning fishing trip resulted in a man allegedly being assaulted after stymieing sexual advances from his wife.
The husband, Richard Brown, of Exeter Drive, stated in a Murfreesboro Police report that his wife, Misty Brown, also of Exeter Drive, walked into the back yard and was "trying to act sexy" as he was preparing for a fishing trip.
According to the report, the wife told her husband to "bite her on the butt." When the husband told his wife no, she became very angry. The husband reported his wife was still mad and sitting on the living room couch when he went inside their home.
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Simply she was using the wrong pheromes! Either that or she lacked allure.
I was being generous and wanted to show my "sensitive side".
I figured someone would make your comment. {;o)
I do that at least once a week.
Hmmm.. I've heard of Fishing or Cutting Bait...
Let this be a lesson to those thoughtless men who neglect to bite their wives butts before going fishing.
Not now, dear. I'M FISHING.
Ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Don't I take her driving every night?
So sit here at my feet because I like you when youre sweet
And you know that it aint feminine to fight.
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