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Eiffel Tower parachutist killed (Some Norwegian Dude)
CNN ^ | 5/17/2005 | AP

Posted on 05/17/2005 11:15:53 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz

PARIS, France (AP) -- A Norwegian man was killed after jumping from the Eiffel Tower when a parachute he was wearing got stuck on an upper deck of the monument, officials said Tuesday.

Preliminary investigations indicated that the man planned to film his jump as part of publicity for a Norwegian clothing brand, police said.

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1 posted on 05/17/2005 11:15:55 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Someone needs to be sued now for putting that tower there. They killed this innocent man.


2 posted on 05/17/2005 11:18:34 AM PDT by SteveMcKing
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Was the Norwegian clothing company called Splat!?


3 posted on 05/17/2005 11:18:40 AM PDT by VA_Gentleman
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Hold muh Darwin and watch this!


4 posted on 05/17/2005 11:19:07 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (BALLISTIC CATHARSIS: perforating uncooperative objects with chunks of lead)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Musta forgot to put his "Extreme" underarm deodorant on in the morning....or maybe he didn't have an "Extreme" snack bar for breakfast, washed down with an "Extreme" sports drink....


5 posted on 05/17/2005 11:20:36 AM PDT by randog (What the....?!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Look! Plummetting from the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane! It's a Norwegian!


6 posted on 05/17/2005 11:21:06 AM PDT by theDentist (The Dems are putting all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

So now France will surrender to Norway.


7 posted on 05/17/2005 11:21:16 AM PDT by Alouette (Muslims bite the hand that feeds them, and kiss the boot that kicks them.)
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Preliminary investigations indicated that the man planned to film his jump as part of publicity for a Norwegian clothing brand

Too bad they didn't sell parachute pants.
8 posted on 05/17/2005 11:21:34 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (The theory of evolution is the great cosmogenic myth of the twentieth century - Michael Denton)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
Over here.
9 posted on 05/17/2005 11:22:25 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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"part of publicity for a Norwegian clothing brand,"

Darwin Dungarees??

10 posted on 05/17/2005 11:23:25 AM PDT by Reo
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Looking at the design of the structure...why would you want to jump from a structure with a base larger than where you're jumping from?


11 posted on 05/17/2005 11:23:54 AM PDT by EX52D
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It wasn't Tourist Guy, was it?


12 posted on 05/17/2005 11:24:10 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Controlled substance laws created the federal health care monopoly and fund terrorism.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

That's gonna leave a mark.


13 posted on 05/17/2005 11:24:39 AM PDT by KidGlock (Get in the pit and try to love some one)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Shouldn't the headline be Eiffel Tower "attempted parachutist"?


14 posted on 05/17/2005 11:25:23 AM PDT by zencat (The universe is not what it appears, nor is it something else.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

"Look ma! No hands!"


15 posted on 05/17/2005 11:25:59 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

What, no warning labels. Everybody knows warning labels prevent any possibility of a tradgedy.


16 posted on 05/17/2005 11:26:25 AM PDT by ctlpdad
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To: zencat

Actually, it should read: 'Parachutist killed by Eiffel Tower'


17 posted on 05/17/2005 11:26:57 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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No, I think the title should be "Parachutist Killed by Gravity and Dense Mass."


18 posted on 05/17/2005 11:35:56 AM PDT by blau993 (Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
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To: SteveMcKing

Well, it was a temporary exhibit....


19 posted on 05/17/2005 11:36:20 AM PDT by BurbankKarl
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Dumbo tries to fly without his ears.


20 posted on 05/17/2005 11:37:52 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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