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PRANK COSTS SICK JOKER £4500
dailyrecord ^ | Jul 7 2005 | Charlotte Thomson

Posted on 07/09/2005 3:25:37 AM PDT by phoenix_004

A MAN who shoved a fire extinguisher hose up a pal's bottom and set it off was yesterday told to pay his victim £4500 compensation.

Brian Kennedy was also ordered to do the maximum 300 hours' community service following the prank that went horribly wrong.

Victim Kristofor Graham, 23, needed a colostomy after his rectum and large intestine were torn.

Last night, Kennedy, 34, said: 'I wish I could turn back the clock. I've apologised to Kristofor a couple of times but I know that's not enough.'

Aberdeen Sheriff Court heard that Kristofor and Kennedy were staying in a B&B in the city while working as shopfitters last September

The men, from East Kilbride, Lanarkshire, had been out drinking with colleagues.

They soaked each other with the extinguisher when they got back to their digs, John Richardson, prosecuting, told the court earlier.

He added: 'The complainer then lay face down on the bed with a pair of boxer shorts on. As he was asleep, he felt a hand on his shoulder.

'He then felt an object being placed in his back passage and he became aware of a loud hissing sound and the fire extinguisher being discharged.

'He was in immediate pain but didn't realise the extent of his pain until he got up to go to work and realised he was bleeding from his rectum.'

Kristofor went home for treatment because he didn't want his mum to be forced to travel north to see him in hospital.

He spent two weeks in hospital but was readmitted with abcesses and needed a colostomy.

Kristofor is still getting treatment and his injuries may never heal.

Kennedy admitted assault to severe injury. Gerrard McGuire, defending, said: 'Mr Kennedy was shattered by the events of that night and has found it very difficult to get over this matter.

'He has spoken to Mr Graham on several occasions and apologised. It was horseplay that went badly wrong.'

Sheriff Kiernan McLernan said he recognised that there was no malicious intent.

He said: 'Had there been any inference of intent then you would be serving a long period in custody


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: backpassage; buggery; prank; rape; roughtrade; sexualassault; sodomy
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
That's just plain wrong!

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

41 posted on 07/09/2005 7:58:44 AM PDT by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: SampleMan
The British use hospital to describe the state of being, not the building.

Ah! Thanks!

42 posted on 07/09/2005 8:02:20 AM PDT by null and void (You'll learn more on FR by accident, than other places by design)
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To: mhking

MHK...
Nice job on O'R last night.
You are always so unflappable.


43 posted on 07/09/2005 8:03:33 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Summer isn't my favorite season.)
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To: phoenix_004

'Bum'mer!


44 posted on 07/09/2005 8:04:28 AM PDT by null and void (You'll learn more on FR by accident, than other places by design)
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To: raybbr; Allegra; mylife; steveegg

I can see how this can happen. People don't realize how powerful compressed air is. They routinely work with it. They hear "50 pounds per sq.inch" or something like that our machinery can easily create and don't realize they can be literally torn apart by that. People need to take a pressure gauge and see how much pressure they can produce. It takes huge amounts of energy to create 50# compression of a significant volume of air - but that is so common place for us that it isn't respected much.

Our incredible technology is not respected and this type of thing gets played out in many ways.


45 posted on 07/09/2005 8:26:30 AM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: Pharmboy
While they do not mention it in the article, in all probability the colostomy will only be temporary.

That explains why the compensation is so small. £4500 didn't seem like nearly enough for that kind of injury.

46 posted on 07/09/2005 9:10:44 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Canada is the answer to a question that nobody bothered to ask." --Stand W)
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To: Allegra

LOL!


47 posted on 07/09/2005 9:21:13 AM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: mabelkitty
 
Announcer: Hold it! Is that what you’re having for breakfast?

Man: Sure, haven't you heard? Fiber is really good for you.

Announcer: Well, there's fiber, and then there's high fiber. Try this.

[offstage hands replace cereal box with Colon Blow cereal box ]
 
Man: Hmm.. Colon Blow. Sounds delicious. But is it really higher in fiber than my oat bran cereal?

Announcer: Take a guess: How many bowls of your oat bran cereal would it take to equal the fiber content of one bowl of Colon Blow?

Man: Two?

Announcer: Guess again.

Man: Three?

Announcer: A little higher.

Man: Four?

Announcer: Keep trying.

Man: Five?

Announcer: No, you'll have to do better than that.

Man: Seven?

Announcer: Guess again.

Man: Eight?

Announcer: We'll give you one more guess.

Man: Nine.

Announcer: Not even close. [ table starts shaking ] It would take over 30,000 bowls. [ a giant pyramid of cereal bowls shoots up from under the man, who yells in terror as it rises ] To eat that much oat bran, you'd have to eat ten bowls a day, every day for eight and a half years.

Man: [ after the pyramid settles; shouts from afar ] Wow! I think I get the picture! Colon Blow must be the highest fiber cereal on the market!

48 posted on 07/09/2005 9:26:53 AM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: phoenix_004
As he was asleep, he felt a hand on his shoulder.

That right there is your first indication something is not right.

49 posted on 07/09/2005 9:31:45 AM PDT by AK2KX
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yep. The National Health Service will cover all his medical expenses, so that amount (about 7 grand American) is for him.


50 posted on 07/09/2005 9:32:19 AM PDT by Pharmboy (There is no positive correlation between the ability to write, act, sing or dance and being right)
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To: phoenix_004
The men, from East Kilbride, Lanarkshire, had been out drinking with colleagues.

Is anyone surprised to find out they had been drinking?

51 posted on 07/09/2005 9:34:45 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: scott7278; mabelkitty; reagan_fanatic; July 4th
It would take this many bowls of your cereal...


52 posted on 07/09/2005 9:41:00 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: AFPhys

How long before Big Momma Gubmint requires a warning on all air compressors to not inflate oneself with them?


53 posted on 07/09/2005 10:14:24 AM PDT by steveegg (The regularily-scheduled tagline will not be seen until the FReepathon is over. HURRY UP!!!)
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To: phoenix_004

All I can say is, I had a prostate exam back in April and it sure felt like a fire extinguisher...


54 posted on 07/09/2005 10:56:39 AM PDT by Fintan (Shamelessly posting irrelevancy since 1998...)
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To: don-o
'He then felt an object being placed in his back passage

Another Brit language usage when American English would be so much more......crude.:)

Kristofor went home for treatment because he didn't want his mum to be forced to travel north to see him in hospital.

Well, yes, no doubt he didn't want to have his dear old mum inspect his injured 'back passage' and try to tell her that it could have happened to anyone.....

55 posted on 07/09/2005 11:14:01 AM PDT by xJones
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To: phoenix_004

'He then felt an object being placed in his back passage and he became aware of a loud hissing sound and the fire extinguisher being discharged.

'He was in immediate pain but didn't realise the extent of his pain until he got up to go to work and realised he was bleeding from his rectum.'

Are you telling me this wasn't such an outrageous and unexpected event that the victim simply overlooked it until the following morning?

I think he was expecting a 'bum' steer but got something a little different.


56 posted on 07/09/2005 12:45:39 PM PDT by wildbill
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To: phoenix_004

FIRE IN THE HOLE! Just damn!


57 posted on 07/09/2005 12:51:26 PM PDT by MortMan (Mostly Harmless)
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To: phoenix_004

oh, crap!


58 posted on 07/09/2005 2:47:33 PM PDT by King Prout (I'd say I missed ya, but that'd be untrue... I NEVER MISS)
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Rectum?

Wrecked him, heck it nearly killed him.
59 posted on 07/11/2005 7:46:44 AM PDT by Cyber Ninja (His legacy is a stain on the dress.)
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