Caption Jean Francois Kerry on the Champs-Elysees in Paris, France

Agence France Presse ^ | 7/24/05 53 minutes ago | Franck Fife

[gopwinsin04]

'Hey Sheryl, Teresa gave me the money out of her purse to buy these front row tickets today!'

[in hoc signo vinces]

Remember it's your tax dollars that pay my salary...hahahahahahahaha Go Lance!

[Brilliant]

Note the writing on the card hanging from his neck:

"I'm John Kerry, and I was in Vietnam."

[Joe 6-pack]

Tour de France Tour d'Force....

Tour d'Farce....

[Bahbah]

Where is Terayza?

[bfree]

In the bar.

[Txsleuth]

I'm thinking he is trying to move in on Sheryl's guy!

(I am not good at captions, ya'll are just TOO GOOD!)

[gopwinsin04]

Not a bad $30,000 vacation on the taxpayers dime! (since we are still paying his salary for the entrie month of August during recess)

[proudofthesouth]

I am a Parisian! (Sorry I don't know French which would be more appropriate for this.)

[Rebelbase]

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"Hey John, did you know Sam Adams is considered an import over here?"

[Brilliant]

"Dear Mom... I tried to get a photo as Mr. Armstrong crossed
the finish line, but some jackass in front of me raised his arms
and blocked it out. All I got was a photo of $30,000 Rolex
that was on his arm. I'm sorry."

[Kirkwood]

Where did you hear that taxpayers paid for this trip?

[umgud]

Was he there supporting the French?

[Brilliant]

"Hey jerk. Put your arm down, or switch your deoderant."

[LibSnubber]

Okay, Joe, good one! So funny I just swallowed my gum. The training wheels on Lurch's bike was too much!

[mass55th]

Lance, I have a plan...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

How about:

"Je suis un grand idiot"?

[gopwinsin04]

I was referring to the Senatorial recess vacation in August.

Teresa probably footed the bill for this excursion, I think she may have bought a chateau in the area.